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  • Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet. All ladies suddenly stand up Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai, Baitho Baitho...:)
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Santa Bimar Padha To Usne Apne Dost Banta Ko Apni Asthayi Roop Se Kaam Karne Ke Liye Laga Diya. Jisse Baad Mein Koi Janjhat Na Ho. Banta Ki Patni Santa Ko Dekhne Gayi To Us Tassali Dete Hue Boli. Naukri Ki Chinta Mat Karo. Manager Bahut Kush H. Wo Tumse Kahi Acchi Tarah Kaam Kar Rahe H.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Ek Aadmi Medical Shop Par Zeher Lene Gya... Aadmi: Ek Zehar Ki Bottle Dena Dukandar: Bina Parchi K Zehar Nhi Mil Skta. Aadmi Ne Shadi Ka Card Dikhaya.. Dukandar: Bas Kr Pagle, Rulayega Kya? Badi Bottle Du Ya Chhoti?
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Santa knocks the door . Banta:"kaun hai ?? . Santa:"mai hoon . Banta:"mai kaun ?? . . . . . Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • डूब :point_left_tone1::swimmer_tone1: चुका हूँ
    अब तुम:point_right_tone1: शाम :point_left_tone1::waning_crescent_moon: बन जाओ,
    मैं :cop_tone1:बन जाता हूँ नशा:point_left_tone1:
    तुम:point_left_tone1::bride_with_veil_tone1: जाम:point_right_tone1::beers::beer: बन जाओ..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Jokes SMS
  • Yeh Sms Jin "Khubsurat" Logo Ko Milta Hai, Woh 5 Sec Baad Behosh Ho Jate Hain, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Nhi Behosh Hue Na, "Khubsusat" Hote To Behosh Hote Na.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Fizao K Badalne Ka Intezar Na Karo Aandhiyo K Rukne Ka Intezar Na Karo Mobile Uthao Or Mujhe Sms Karo Har Baar Mere Sms Ka Intezar Na Karo
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • A Couple Was Fighting.. . . Girl- Kamine Mai Tere Kapde Faad Dungi . . . Boy- Dekh Ab Tu Serious Fight Me Romance Ki Bat Mat Kar :p
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • 1 Bachha Bahooot Der Se Ro Rha Tha.. Maa Ne Puchha: "Mere Lal Ko Kya Chahiye? Toffee, Biscuit, Ya Chocolate" Bachha:"Bas 1 Sanam chahiye, Aashiqi ke Liye!"GN
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Aansu aap Ka Nikle aur Aankhen Meri ho, Dil aap Ka Dharke aur Dharkein Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Hamara Payar Itnaa Gahara Ho, JOB aap Kare aur INCOME Meri Ho..Waris ali
    • 9 years ago



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  • Na oh phele jaisa talwar tha. Na oh phele jaisa dhar tha. Kal jab me sagar dada ke ghar ke bahar tha. Tab sagar dada ghar se bahar tha.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • हर शख्स के अन्दर एक शैतान छिपा होता है.... . . . . . . . . . . और वो सिर्फ आधार कार्ड वाले फोटोग्राफर को ही नजर आता है
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi… Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki… Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna “Husband” Bhi saath Layegi!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye, kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye, sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro, 2din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye....
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS