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  • Patni ne pati ko Surprise krne k lie kitchtn mein jakr new SIM card se call ki . . . Or boli,, Hllo darling... Pati: baad mein call kro jaan abhi wo kutti kamini kitchen mein hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Attendence.. Pappu, Yes Sir Bablu, Yes Sir Tinku, Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai, Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai, Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meri Hassi Ka Hisaab Kaun Karega? Meri Galti Ko Maaf Kaun Karega? Ae-Khuda, Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna; Warna Meri Shaadi Pe "Lungi Dance" Kaun Karega!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suna hai ladkiya chalak hoti hai but unhe pata nhi ladke chalak ke baap hote hai. Kaise? Ladkiya paisa kharch karwati hai. Ladke kharch karte hai. Aur jab lete hai to bond v tod dete hai. Its 4 all.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Daru Pio To Aankhe Lal, Mehndi Lagao To Hath Lal, Kiss Karo To Lips Lal, Kisi Ladki Ko Chhedo To Muh Lal, Bach Gaye To Jio Mere Lal Jio
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab bhi kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke ke saath dekhta hu to . . . . Dil pe haath rakh ke khud ko tasalli deta hu ki . . . . . Bhai-Behan hai Bhai-Behan hai :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funny Shayaris 1. Teri adaon pe jaaun wari-wari.. DIal 139 for Railway Inquiry.. 2. Na jine ki aarzoo na marne ka Khauf.. the no. u r trying is currently switched off.. 3. Apne gamon ko dil me daba lo.. Naya Godrej Hair dye, Kato gholo aur laga lo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do Jiske 2 Fayde Ho Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga Lena Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Taxiwala:" Bhai 1 RupyaChange Nahi Hai, Ye Dekho 1 Rupye Wala Video.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" Ye Le 4GB Memory Card With 1000 Videos, Nikaal 1000 Ka Note... :/ :p :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Marasi:ap key mkaan ki chaat awaz karti hai iski mramet karwain malik:yeh to rab ka zikar karti hai marasi:rub khush rakhey kitey zikar kardey kardey sajda e na kardey
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best. Girl:All The Best To U Too. Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi Me Photografer BanneKa Kuch Aur Hi Maza Hai, Ladkiyan:: Meri Lo Na, Meri Akeli Ki Lo, Ye Meri Frnd Hai, Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo. Khade Khade Lena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Narazgi Ka Sabab Puchh Liya Karo, Dooriya Lakh Ho Yaad To Kar Liya Karo, Mat Rakho Beshak Har PaL Ki Khabar, Zinda Hai Yaa Mar Gye To Pata Kar Liya Karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati: Tum hmesha mera- mera krti rhti ho.. Mera beta, Mera ghar, Meri car, Tujhe hmara kehna chahiye... Ab Almari me kya dhoondh rhi hu..?? . . . . . . . . . . Wife: Hamara peticoat..
    • 10 years ago



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  • जितनी पाकिस्तान की जनसंख्या हैँ। उतने भारत मेँ कैदी हैँ , कैदियो को बोल दो सजा माफ , साला सुबह होते होते पाकिस्तान साफ।। ॥वंदे मातरम्॥
    • 10 years ago



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  • Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai; Wah Wah! Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai; Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya Aapko Ladkiya Pasand Hai.? Kya Ladkiyo Ki Baate Sunna Chahte Hai.? Humesha Ladkio Se Ghire Rehna Chahte Ho.? To GoL Gappe Ka TheLa Lagao.
    • 10 years ago



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