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  • A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Mera Dhanda Bigad Raha H Meri Nurse Ki Wajah Se Santa: Acha Wo Kaise? Banta: Maine Apne Kahi Marijo Ko Kehte Suna Tha Ki Unki Aadhi Bimari To Nurse Ki Muskurahat Se Thik Ho Jati H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote Hai; Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Garib Hote Hai; Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hai; Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shauqin Hote Hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 girl ask 2 pappu . wo kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? . pappu : legs.. . Girl : wo kia hai jo tumhari pant mai hai or meri pant me nahi hai? . Pappu : paisay.. . Girl : wo kia hai jo log din me karne k bjaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain? . Pappu : neend puri kartai hain.. . Girl : wo kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? . Pappu : Kan mai chaid... . . MORAL: aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhain Thanks papu. By - Raj
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mother To Son: Tipu Sultan Kaun Hai..? Son: Pata Nahi.. Mother: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do.. Son To Mother: Chinky Aunty Kaun Hai..? Mother: Nahi Pata.. Son: Papa Pe Dhyan Do..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Roz Logo Se Pange Honge Roz Tere Ghar Mein Dange Honge Agar Tu Mujhe SMS Nahi Bhejega To Yaad Rakhna Tere 12 Bache Honge Aur Sare Lafange Honge wery bed
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girls College me Strike ho gayi, . . . . . Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai... Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls ka saath de rahe the.. . ... ... . . . . Girls Naare lagate huye.."HAMARI MAANGE" . . . . Piche se Awaaz Aayi, "SINDUR SE BHARO" "SINDUR SE BHARO...."
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli, “Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kuch To Duniya Dari Sikho; Kuch To Dosti Yari Sikho; Call To Tum Karte Nahi SMS Jari Rakho; Jab SMS B Na Kar Sako To Mobile Almari Me Rakho
    • 9 years ago



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  • ShUrkH kHaN kI bIrThDaY pE uS kI wIfE aUsY kIyA gIfT dEgI ? SoChO ? SoChO ThInK ? ThInK SoChO yAr SiMpLe NiSwAr.
    • 9 years ago



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  • DiL Ke Dard Ko Dunia WaLe Kya Jane, Prem Ki Boli Ko Zalim Zamana Kya Jane, Hoti Hai Kitni Mehnat sMs Bnane Me, Ye Padhkar DELETE Karne WaLe Kya Jane.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di? 2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Narazgi Ka Sabab Puchh Liya Karo, Dooriya Lakh Ho Yaad To Kar Liya Karo, Mat Rakho Beshak Har PaL Ki Khabar, Zinda Hai Yaa Mar Gye To Pata Kar Liya Karo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Toota Hua " Idea " Ka Sim Mila Sadak Par.. . . . . . . . . Lagta Hai Koi " IIN " Student Fail Hogaya :D:D:D
    • 9 years ago



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  • ये दुनिया वाले भी बड़े अजीबहै, कभी हमसे दूर तो कभी करीब है, दर्द ना बताये तो कायर कहतेहै, और दर्द बताये तो शायर कहते है...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pathan chapple agey rakh k namaz parh raha tha molvi:chapple agey rakhney sey namaz nai hoti Pathan:aur peachey rakhney sey chapple nai hoti
    • 9 years ago



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  • WO KYA HAY JISAY AGAR KUCH NA KARO TO KHAMOSH REHTA HAY PAR JESE HI MARNA SHURU KARO TO BOLNE LAGTA HAY? . . . . . . . . . . . . . SIMPLE, DHOLAK…!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ak ladke ne ak ladki ko kamal ka phool diya to us ladki ne us ladke ko thappad mar diya tb ladke ne kha aapne thappad kyo mara me to BJP ka prachar kr rha tha to ladki ne jabab diya aap naraj kyo ho rhe h me v to COGRESS ka prachar kr rhi hu
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक मुर्दे ने क्या खूब कहा, ये लोग, जो मेरी लाश पे रोते हैँ.... अभी उठ जाऊँ तो भागते फिरेंगे साले!!!!
    • 9 years ago



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