Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of theexaminatio n Hall with chips andcoke in hands....1st guy:which paper was it?...2nd guy:I think maths..... .1st guy:(surpr isingly) you readthe question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sittingbesides me using calculator ..
एक करोड़पति मर गया और स्वर्ग का दरवाजा खटखटाने लगा… .. देव — कौन हो तुम…..? करोड़पति — मैं धरती पर करोड़पति था.. ।… मुझे स्वर्ग में प्रवेश चाहिए..! देव — स्वर्ग में रहने लायक तुमने कौन सा काम किया है..? करोड़पति — एक बार मैंने भूखी भिखारिन को दो रूपये दिये थे..। एक बार मेरी कार से टकराकर घायल हुए एक बच्चे को एक रूपया दिया था.. … .देव — और कुछ किया ? करोड़पति — और कुछ तो याद नही आता… … देव (दूसरे देव से ) भाई क्या करे इसका….? दूसरा देव — इसके तीन रूपये लौटाकर इसे नरक भेज दो.
Ramu Ne Daru Pike Apne Apko Aaine Me Dekha…. ~ Or ~ ~ Bola ~ Yaara Isko To Kahi Dekha H O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Kamina H….. Jo Shadi K Album Me Teri Bivi K Sath Tha.????????
Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai
Perfume
Earring
Suits
Flowers
Chocolates...!!
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Aur ladke..
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Ye le LADKI ka number..
Bas mera naam nahi aana
chahiye..
Laughing Colours
Smoking effects LIPS
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Drinking effects LIVER
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Love effects HEART
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|But|
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The most danger 1 is STUDY .
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It effects the BRAIN,
Direct Comma
Avoid it & Enjoy Life !!
Cute Litle Grl- Jab Men Badi Ho Jaungi To Ap Apne Ldke Ki Shadi Mujhse Krwaoge? Shopkiper- Han Beta, Krwa Dunga. Grl- To Apni Hone Wali Bahu Ko 1 Derymilk Do Na.
Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babul se fresh karne ka..
Aagr fir bhi safed nhi huye toh..
Bindaas HARPIC use karne ka….
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:
Dushman haste rahenge,
Parwah na kro,
Pyar kia hai to izhaar kro,
Sandal aur chappal ki maar se na dro,
Ashiq ho to ashiqi kro,
Chup chup k apni lela se milo,
Agar dekh le uska baap,
Darr kr bhago keu ki baap hi krta hai paap aur ho jata hai ashiqe ka top,
So top pe na aana ashqi fir bhi nibhana...
Love forever ...
Apple IPhone 7 Launched In India At Rs. 70,000.00 mene Papa Ko Kaha Papa Mughe IPhone 7 Chiye. Papa Ne Kaha- Beta Etne Me To 1 Bike+6 Months Ka Petrol Aa Jayega Mene Moka Pe Choka Mara – Accha Papa To Wahe Khrid Do Papa Shocked But Me Rock……..
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana
Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki
se
poocha!
"What is Nitrate..?"
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Ladki sharma kar boli
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"Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho...
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye...aur
hotel
ka alag
Science ke professor ne tray mein rakhe,
maindak ki aur ishara karte hue pucha :-
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santa batao ye nar h ya mada ?
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Santa maindak ka mooh kholne laga.
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professor ne kaha- iske mooh mein kya dekhna chahate h aap??
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banta ne piche se kaha sir ye lipistic dekh raha h.
Santa ki Wife ka
Rang Kala tha
Ek Din Red Saree
Pehan K
pucha: Me Kaisi
Dikh Rahi Hu? .
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Snta:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag
Lag Gayi Ho !!... :-P :-D
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