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  • Husband: ALLAH Ne Tumhein 2 aakhen Di Hain Chaawal Se Patthar Nahi Nikal Sakti..? WIFE: ALLAH Ne Tumhein 32 Daant Diye Hain 2- 4 Patthar Nahi Chaba Sakte..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • dhire dhire apna bana gaya hai koi pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya hai koi ya khuda ye pyar hi hai ya phir se CHUNA laga gaya hai koi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain Janab.
    • 10 years ago



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  • अब किसी को किसी से कोई समस्या नहीं होनी चाहिए, अपना अपना लाल किला बनवाओ और प्रधानमंत्री बन जाओ, चाहो तो अपने शहर में संसद औरराष्ट्रपति भवन भी बना लो. कोई वीजा दे या न दे उससे क्या फर्क पड़ता है, अपने मोहल्ले में व्हाईटहाउस बनवाकर अमरीका के राष्ट्रपति बन जाओ.
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीचर: अगर दुनिया में लड़की नहीं हो तो क्या होगा? पप्पू: कॉलेज वीरान, गलियां सुनसान, दुनियां परेशान, तन्हा इंसान, ना जानू, ना जान हर तरफ जय हनुमान!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • boy:- (to girl) tum nahati nahi ho kya. girl:-nahi to roj nahati hu,par tumne esa q pucha...... boy:-kabhi dekha nahi na isliye.ha ha. ...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta. Teacher : Kyon? Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Be Careful! aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi. please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se log deewanay ho chukay hain...!! Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy - Papa Ghar Pe Meheman Aaye Hai, Sharbat Banane Ke Liye Nimboo Nahi Hai, Kya Karu?? . . . . . . Dad - Aare Darta Kyu Hai, New Vim Bar Mein 100 Nimboo Ki Sakti Hai. Daal De Do Boond...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye, Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye. Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan, Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye. Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy, Ay Merey lovly Maan baap Mujhe “Bivi”Chahiye. Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do, Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye. Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe braat Chahiye kr di he akhri baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor Patient Se: Tum Bahut Jyada Bimar Ho Chuke The. Mein To Yahi Kahunga Ki Tum Apni Aantarik Shakti Ke Karan Hi Thik Hue Ho. Patient : Thik H Doctor Ji. Mujhe Aasha H, Aap Apni Fees Ka Bil Bnate Samay Bhi Iss Baat Ka Dhyan Rakhenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tum kuch kaho to ham bhula tumhe bhula de, Nikal ke ye dil sine se jala de, fir bhi ajab dard he is dil me, pure 5 varso ka pyar ek pal me kese jhuthla du,
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Aaj Ka Vichaar" Ladke Agar Ameer Ban Jaye To Wo Bigad Jate Hai, Aur . Agar Ladkiya Bigad Jaye To Wo Ameer Ban Jati Hai. Kyo Sahi Hai Na.....?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mom: Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T” Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna “STOP” . . 2nd day Beti: MOM usne kiss or hug dono ek sath Kiya, to Me ne b ek sath kaha- “DON’T STOP”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota Puchho To . Woh Kaise? . Ldka Ldki Se Kehta . Hello Madam . PAPPI TA DO. By Raj
    • 10 years ago



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