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  • Ek Maa Ki Request Hai Please Ye Msg Itna Felao Ke Us Ke Beto Tak Pahuch Jaye.. Beta Ramesh Aur Suresh Pitaji Ki Patlun Ek Bilaan Chhoti Ho Gayi Ho To Ghar Wapas Aa Jao.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Hath M Pen Dusre M Phone, Ek Kaan Se Lectre Dusra Gossip Pe, Ek Eye Board Pe Dusri Lover Par, Kaun Kahta H K Student Life Is Easy.
    • 9 years ago



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  • dhire dhire apna bana gaya hai koi pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya hai koi ya khuda ye pyar hi hai ya phir se CHUNA laga gaya hai koi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Pandit Je Eke Pass Pahucha Aur Dukhi Mann Se Bola- Meri Patni Marr Gayi H Antim Sanskar Karwane Chalo. Pandit: Lekin Jajman Abhi Do Saal Pehle To Maine Tumhari Patni Ka Antim Sankar Karwaya Tha. Aadmi: Maine Dobara Shadi Kar Li Thi. Oh! Mujhe Nahi Malum Tha. Bhdayi Ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mere Pairo Tale Se Us Waqt Zameen NikaL Gyi Aey Dosto, Jab Usne Kaha "I Love U Jaan" . . . . Wala sMs Galti Se Aapko Send Ho Gya Tha Bhai Jaan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Ladki Hotel Mein Le Gaya. Hotel Se Nikalte Hue Bill Dekha To Uski Fatt Gayi. Usne Kisi Tarah Bill Chukka Diya. Lekin Hotel Mein Ek Board Par Managar Ka Dhyan Dilate Hue Kaha. Yaha “Aapka Kuch Reh To Nahi Gaya” Ki Jagah Likhwa Do ”Aapke Pass Kuc Bacha To Nahi”.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do...Hushain2
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aapke Sare Gham Khushiyo Me Tol Du, Apne Sare Raaz Aapke Samne Khol Du, Koi Mujse Pehle Na Bol De, Isliye Socha Kyu Na Aaj Hi Aapko "I Love U" Bol Du.
    • 9 years ago



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  • As Kids We ’ Re Not Taught How To Deal With Success ; We ’ Re Taught How To Deal With Failure . If At First You Don ’ T Succeed, Try, Try Again . If At First You Succeed, Then What ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • JHONY JHONY.....YES PAPA ! JOB IN COMPANY.....YES PAPA ! LOT OF TENSION.....YES PAPA ! TOO MUCH WORK.....YES PAPA ! FAMILY LIFE.....NO PAPA ! BP SUGAR.....HIGH PAPA ! YERLY BONUS.....JOKE PAPA ! ANNUAL PAY.....LOW PAPA ! PERSONAL LIFE.....LOST PAPA ! PROMOTION INCENTIVE.....HA ! HA ! HA !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladka ek ladki ka picha kar raha tha ; ladki_ tumhe pata hai mere piche meri ma aa rahi hai . Ladka _ tu tenshan mat le hum khandani aashiq hai teri ma ke piche mera baap aa raha hai...KISHOR UPASE (P)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Dunia me kitne Bar-e-Azam han? Studnt: Gi 3 1. Quaid-e-Azam 2. Sikandar-e-Azam aur 3. Mere uncle Haji Azam.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maa: Tu Chota Tha To Bilkul Kejriwal Jaisa Tha.. Beta: Kya Mai Roz Dharna Karta Tha.? Maa: Nahi Re, Roz Ek Thappar Khaata Tha..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Yaar ye Ladkiyan har Saal Rose day Pe Rose.. . Chocolate day pe Chocolate.. . Teddy day pe Teddy Mangti rehti hai. . . . . . Par Kiss Day pe Kabi Kiss Nahi Mangti..Not Fair yaar..:
    • 9 years ago



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  • ek 3rd class ke bacche ne apni girl friend ko shayari likhi. kya teri chaal hai aur kya teri leela mai tera Tees Maar Khan aur tu hai meri Sheela
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agr Zindgi Me Kuch Karna Hai, To Kuch Aisa Karo Ki, Jish Sheher, Jish Gali, Jis Mod-Se, Gujro To Har Ghar-Se Ek Hi Aawaz Aaye, "Papa Aa GYE, Papa Aa Gye"
    • 9 years ago



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  • सलमान का नया डायलॉग ::- एक बार जो में कमिटमेंट कर दूं ......तो.....में अपने बाप की भी सुनता हूँ.....और जरूरत पड़े माफ़ी भी मांग लेता हूँ
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aate Samaye Haste ho, Jate Samaye Haste Ho, Subah Hste Ho, Sham Ko Hste Ho, Apko Kya Lgta h, Sirf Aap Hi Brush Krte Ho. !!!!!____________
    • 9 years ago



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  • जिस भी कपल (couple ) को हंसते, मुस्कुराते बाते करते देखता हूँ ,
    मन में बस एक ही ख्याल आता है.
    या तो
    बीबी ‘नई’ है…
    या
    बीबी नहीं' है...!!!
    • 9 years ago



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