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  • Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Best Reply Ever By a Girl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfriend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Karlo :p Just do it :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jisko bhi party ho krni ajao mere ghr ke bhitr daru pikar khane ko h murga titar,goda gurgav mumbai ki choriya ayi hai sath me yo yo ki cdiya b layi h swari saman ki ab khud jime dar hai. Karlo party sari rat kal etwar hai. Music bjega loud to anty police bulalegi.... Kya gana hai yar. Sunke mood fresh ho jata hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 ant raste se ja rhi thi tbi unhe ek jagah pe shakkar ke dane dikhai dene lge unme se do ant shakkar ki taraf bad gai 3ri ko n aate dekh we boli tu q nhi aa rhi hai to wo boli kaise aau us pe to kidi lgi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine ek Dr. se puchha… “Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai” Fantastic jawab mila:- Jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai wo sharif kaise ho sakti hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehnay lagi, “suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?” “Kyun nahi” ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha. Ladki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo.”
    • 10 years ago



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  • कोई ? माल में खुश है कोई सिर्फ ? दाल में खुश है खुशनसीब है वो लोग.. जो हर हाल में खुश है..!! ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • आधार कार्ड का ऑफिस बंद था , कार्ड बनवाने के लिए लम्बी लाइन लगी हुई थी , एक आदमी बार बार लाइन में आगे जाने की कोशिश कर रहा था , लोग बार उसे पीछे पकड़ कर खीच देते थे , उसने 4-5 बार कोशिश की , फिर हारकर बोला – लगे रहो लाइन में सालो , आज ऑफिस ही नहीं खोलूँगा
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • 4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai. 4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat. 4 kitabein toh padh li, ab 4 paise bhi kama lo. Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me koi izzat hai. Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge... ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya... 4 din toh ghar mein tik ke baith jati... Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata? Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi. 4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka.. @Love.Sp
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki ki medical report galti se exchange ho gayi..... . Dr. - You are Pregnant!!!!! . . . . . . . . Ladki - OMG!!!! Ab toh Carrot aur Banana par bhi Bharosa nahi Raha! jo samjh gya , thoko like
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kissing At The Top, Holding At The Middle & Fire At The Bottom! Do You Know The Answer? What? Huh.. Dont Think Dirty.. Its A.. “Cigarette!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kbi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye warna maar pad sakti h... Book... it means . B-baby O-only O-one K-kiss ... ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar wanted to become a great scientist like Newton. After long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion: "Loose motion can never be done in slow motion". ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kitni mehengai ho gayi hai yaar . . 98 ka net card ab 125 ka ho gaya 35 ka msg card dalwao usme bhi 10 paise kat te hai . . Kuch to reham karo bhikari sim companiyo hum students par... . . Na koi income hai na koi ameer baap ki beti apni girlfriend hai..) Milan
    • 10 years ago



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  • डूब :point_left_tone1::swimmer_tone1: चुका हूँ
    अब तुम:point_right_tone1: शाम :point_left_tone1::waning_crescent_moon: बन जाओ,
    मैं :cop_tone1:बन जाता हूँ नशा:point_left_tone1:
    तुम:point_left_tone1::bride_with_veil_tone1: जाम:point_right_tone1::beers::beer: बन जाओ..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Jokes SMS
  • Kaash yeh faasle na hote, Kaash hum door na hote, Kaash hum aur aap saath hote, Toh.. Toh… Toh.. Kam se kam Sms ke paise bach jaate yaar..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:maine new I-phone liya he Girl :waaaooww.. Kaunsi company ka? MORAL: goverment collge ki gawar Larkion Set karoge to yehi Hoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Six answers give by a GIRL when she is proposed.... 1. Nahi 2. Mujhe waqt chahiye 3. I have always seen u as a friend 4. I alrady have a boy friend 5. We should concentrate on studies. 6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed.... 1. Yes 2. Yes 3. Yes 4. Yes 5. Yes 6. Yes
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Bohot Mehrban He Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jse Dost Ki Qeemat Kese Ada Krte Qki Chawanni/ Athhani Ab Kaha Chlti He. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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