Aansu aap Ka Nikle aur
Aankhen Meri ho, Dil
aap Ka Dharke aur
Dharkein Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Hamara Payar Itnaa Gahara Ho, JOB aap Kare aur INCOME Meri Ho..Waris ali
Old generation - raushni,chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,mohabbat ek se hoti hai,hzaron se nahi....new generation -..ydi raushni chand se hoti hai to sitaroka kya hoga,aur mohabbat ek se hi kr li to,un hzaron ka kya hoga ?? ? ? ? ?
Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
Sardar ki wife:rat kafi ho gayi hai sardar g nai aye zarour kisi kuri da chaker a
sardar ki maa:hamesha bura e sochin ki pata kisi truck thalley a gaya hovey
AASIQUI 3 EXCLUSIVE SONG....
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de
facebook
chalau main ya naa.
.
.
Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa.
.
.
Apna tu phone number bta de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. .
.
Khaana tu rakh de paka
ke,
khau main yaaa na.
.
Itna bata de mujhko
kab milne aau tujhko...
.
Ab hota nhi intizaaaar... :p
Which Is The Most Dangerous
Alphabet..?
Answer "W"
Bcoz
All Worries Start With
"W"
Who, Why, What
When, Which, Whom, Where
War, Wine, Whisky, Women
And
Finally Above All..
"WIFE"
Ek aurat coma main chali
gai . . .
Pati murda samjh kr jalane
chala ....
Raste main arthi khambe se
takrane se
aurat ko hosh agaya...
1 saal bad aurat sach main
mar
gai . . .
Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai
bolty ja rahe thy
.
Lekin .
Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi
KHAMBA BACHA ke. ..
KHAMBA BACHA ke :-P :-D
Girl : mom aaj 1 ladke ne
mere gal pe kiss kiya
mom:kyaaaaa?????
Tune usko chata mara ya nhi!!!!
Girl:mujhe achanak gandhi ji yaad aa gaye
aur maine dusra gaal bhi aage kiya......................funny kiss sms
Kapil Sharma vs. Auto rickshaw driver ?
Kapil :kitna paisa hua?
Auto wala : 30 Rs..
Kapil :- Ye le 15 Rs
Auto Wala:- Ye kya sirf 15 Rs..ye to cheating hai
Kapil:- Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai..to sharing ka paisa kon dega,Tera baap?