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  • SasuraL Me Damad Ki izzat Kyo Zyada Hoti Hai.? ? ? ? KyuKi Wo Jante Hai Ye Wohi Mahaan Aadmi Hai, Jisne Humare Ghar Ka Toofan SambhaL Rakha Hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan Khake Paan Paro Boli Shukriya Bhai Jan..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Aansu aap Ka Nikle aur Aankhen Meri ho, Dil aap Ka Dharke aur Dharkein Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Hamara Payar Itnaa Gahara Ho, JOB aap Kare aur INCOME Meri Ho..Waris ali
  • 10 years ago



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  • Old generation - raushni,chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,mohabbat ek se hoti hai,hzaron se nahi....new generation -..ydi raushni chand se hoti hai to sitaroka kya hoga,aur mohabbat ek se hi kr li to,un hzaron ka kya hoga ?? ? ? ? ?
  • 10 years ago



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  • Shayari karna koi sasti nahi. Shayari karna koi sasti nahi. Aur jo ladki apko dekhkar hasat nhi, to samjh lo wo tuthpest se brash karti nhi.rahul9165667719
  • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Wah Wah! Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Aur Jo Group Main Message Na Kare Usse Thand Me Rajai Na Mile!
  • 10 years ago



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  • ~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
  • 10 years ago



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  • TAJJUB Hai- Aap jaise Smart log bhi Road ke kinare katori lekar khade ho jate hai.., AKHIR KYU. ? ? Sirf do char.. Golgappe Khane ke liye!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari” Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ki wife:rat kafi ho gayi hai sardar g nai aye zarour kisi kuri da chaker a sardar ki maa:hamesha bura e sochin ki pata kisi truck thalley a gaya hovey
  • 10 years ago



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  • AASIQUI 3 EXCLUSIVE SONG.... Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa. . . Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa. . . Apna tu phone number bta de, Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. . . Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa na. . Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko... . Ab hota nhi intizaaaar... :p
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ye Dua Mere Liye Nahi Meri MUMMY Ke Liye Hai, Plz Aap Sab Bhi Dua Karo, , , , Hey Bhagwan, Meri MUMMY Ko Jald Se Jald Ek Pyari Si BAHU De De.
  • 10 years ago



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  • भारत एकमात्र ऐसा देश है : जहां लडके को घर से बाहर रहने पर आवारा कहते हैं। और घर के अन्दर रहने पर निकम्मा...
  • 10 years ago



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  • Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet..? Answer "W" Bcoz All Worries Start With "W" Who, Why, What When, Which, Whom, Where War, Wine, Whisky, Women And Finally Above All.. "WIFE"
  • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: 1 Book 1 Book? Student: 2 Books Teacher: 2 Books 2 Books? Student: 4 Books Teacher: 61,789,365 Books 23,678,989 Books?? Student: LIBRARY
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aurat coma main chali gai . . . Pati murda samjh kr jalane chala .... Raste main arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya... 1 saal bad aurat sach main mar gai . . . Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolty ja rahe thy . Lekin . Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi KHAMBA BACHA ke. .. KHAMBA BACHA ke :-P :-D
  • 10 years ago



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  • Girl : mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya mom:kyaaaaa????? Tune usko chata mara ya nhi!!!! Girl:mujhe achanak gandhi ji yaad aa gaye aur maine dusra gaal bhi aage kiya......................funny kiss sms
  • 10 years ago



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  • Kapil Sharma vs. Auto rickshaw driver ? Kapil :kitna paisa hua? Auto wala : 30 Rs.. Kapil :- Ye le 15 Rs Auto Wala:- Ye kya sirf 15 Rs..ye to cheating hai Kapil:- Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai..to sharing ka paisa kon dega,Tera baap?
  • 10 years ago



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