Kapil Sharma vs. Auto rickshaw driver ?
Kapil :kitna paisa hua?
Auto wala : 30 Rs..
Kapil :- Ye le 15 Rs
Auto Wala:- Ye kya sirf 15 Rs..ye to cheating hai
Kapil:- Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai..to sharing ka paisa kon dega,Tera baap?
Ek bund se samundar nhi banta,
rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
patana hai to pure girls hostel Ko patao
1 - 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.
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लड़की : एक पैकेट कांडोम का देना..
दुकानदार : कौन सी कंपनी का दुं “बहन
जी”
लड़की : अच्छा वाला देना, जिस से
तेरी “बहन”
की ईज्जत बनी रहे, मजा पुरा आये और तु
मामा भी ना बने..
Sardar ki wife:rat kafi ho gayi hai sardar g nai aye zarour kisi kuri da chaker a
sardar ki maa:hamesha bura e sochin ki pata kisi truck thalley a gaya hovey
Phele Ladki Ko Dekho Agar Vo Aap Ko
Dekhe To Isara Karo Ki Uske Gal Par Kuch
Laga Hai,Jab Vo Apne Gal Ko Saaf Kare To
Isara Karo Ki Ish Gal Par Nahi Dusre Gal
Par......Try Kar Ke Dekho........... ( Love
Guru )
Pappu: “Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur Meri
Girlfriend Ki
Ladai
Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye”
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Golu: “Phir?”
. Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidhane Ke Liye
Apne Naye
Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke
Mujhe Bhej Di”:(
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Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahot BuraKiya Usne”
. Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hu, Utha
Ke Photo
Uske Baap Ko Bhej Di..
lele ab maze ... Hahahaha....
Milan
Frnd Ke Saath Kro Ya Grlfrnd K Sath,
Room Me Kro Ya Bedroom Me,
Bed Par Kro Ya Fir Sofe Pe,
Din Me Kro Ya Fir Raat Me,
Ground Me Karo Ya Garden Me Kro,
Aakhir Success Hone K Liye
Padhai To Krni Padegi Na.
SHADI ek aisa Din Hai
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.Jab Ladka
STAGE,
Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe
huey..
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Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION
Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai
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Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle
Kahan Mar Gai thi..???
Touching lines said by a boy to a gal during break up:
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Behen gifts to wapis karti jaa teri
bhabi ko kya dunga...:p :O :D
Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh
Mein Kaise Daloon Gi.
Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo.
Girl: Oops Sare Kapray Geelay
Ho Gaye.
Boy: Aur Lo Gee.
Girl: Na Baba Na Yeh Gool
Gapey Tum He Kahoo.