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  • Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari” Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai, Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai, Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain, Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Me: Papa pulsar le lu? Dad: SHARMA JI KE BETE KO DEKHA? KABHI DEMAND NAHI KARTA. Me: Bhaag ke shadi karli usne.. Demand karna sikhaya hi nhi..:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF:- जानू मेरी ज्यादा याद कब आती है BF:- जब माँ बोलती हे आने दे तेरी बीबी को घर के सारे काम करवाउंगी
    • 10 years ago



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  • भाग्य की विडंबना तो देखो आमिर खान को कपड़े उतार कर काम करना पड़ रहा है, और... . . . . . . सनी लियॉन को कपड़े पहन कर।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Mar Gaya. Uski Budhi Maa Roti Hui Aye Mera Beta To Roj Ek Kilo Dudh Ke Sath Aadha Kilo Badam Khaya Karta Tha, Ab Aisa Kaun Karega, Sab Sunkar Bhid Mein Se Santa Bola Aap Chinta Na Kare Maa Ji Mein Kha Liya Karunga. Budhi Aur Jore Se Rone Mere Bete Ko Dus Lakh Ka Karja Bhi Chukana Tha. Uss Karje Ko Kon Chukayega. Uss Ladke Ne Sab Ko Kaha- Bhaiyo Aap Bhi Kuch To Kariye. Ya Sab Kuch Mein Hi Karta Rahunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lesson Frm Movie Bodygurd Log kehte H Pyar itna B Na kro K Gf sar p sawar ho jye Hum kehte H k pyar itna kro k GF ki frnd b Apke sath Farar ho jye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Physical Ka Teacher: Kudrat Shair Ki Kamiyo Ko Kaise Pura Karti H. Agar Ek Aankh Jati H To Dusri Aankh Se Jyada Dikhayi Dene Lagta H. Aur Ek Kaan Se Sunayi Dena Band Kar De To Dusre Se Sunayi Jyada Deta H. Iss Par Techer Ne Bacho Se Udharan Manga. To Ek Ladka Khada Ho Kar Bola: Jaise Ki Taang Choti Ho Jaye To To Dusri Lambi Ho Jati H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hasti thi ,hansati thi, balo ko lahrati thi, kuchh sochkr muskurati thi, dekhkr sharmati thi. Aaj pta chla sali pagal thi or hme bhi pagal bnati thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut? . 1 I L u 2 Apki kasam 3 Ur my 1st Lv 4 Balance ni H 5 Awaz ni a rahi 6 Parents sath me H 7 tumhe hi yaad kr rahi thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kitni mehengai ho gayi hai yaar . . 98 ka net card ab 125 ka ho gaya 35 ka msg card dalwao usme bhi 10 paise kat te hai . . Kuch to reham karo bhikari sim companiyo hum students par... . . Na koi income hai na koi ameer baap ki beti apni girlfriend hai..) Milan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO
    • 10 years ago



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  • MAA – Beta Apple Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Beta Mango Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Beta Orange Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai, Chappal Hi Khayega.”
    • 10 years ago



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  • BF-Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho GF-Chaha H jise chahtse zyada Samja H jise khudse zyada Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Funny Questn.. Fill up d blanks.. 1) Ur Name _ 2) % in 10th_% 3) Gender_ Nw read -only- the ans..!! -
    • 10 years ago



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  • बेटा : पापा आप शराब मत पिया करो पापा : पीने दे बेटा, साथ और क्या ले कर जाना है बेटा : इसी तरह पीते रहे तो छोड़कर भी क्या जाओगे ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Tu Chota Tha To Bilkul Kejriwal Jaisa Tha.. Beta: Kya Mai Roz Dharna Karta Tha.? Maa: Nahi Re, Roz Ek Thappar Khaata Tha..
    • 10 years ago



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