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बारात में गया हुआ झंडू से झंडू बाराती भी यही सोचता है. . . . . . . . कि वधुपक्ष की तमाम सुन्दर लड़कियाँ उसे ही ताड़ रही हैं...

9 years ago

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Mubarakpur,Phoolpur, SHAMBHUPUR ho ya Jeyanpur, AZAMGARH ke har kone mein baste hain wo kohinoor, Jidhar bhi jao apnapan ka wo kissa hi hai mash-hoor, Jahan jiya hai bachpan humne hui wo dharti humse door, Fir aaunga wapas sun lo... abhi main thoda hun majboor, Wapas leke hi jaunga... apne hisse ka pyar bharpoor,

9 years ago

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Ek Admi Ne Add Dekha Purana Mobile Do Aur Naya Mobile Lo. . . . . . . . . . Wo Us Address per Gaya Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi. Us Ne Wahan 2 Ladkon Se Us Add K Bare Mein Pucha. . . . . . Unhone Gun Nikal K Kaha Ye Add Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha . . . . . Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya Mobile Le.

9 years ago

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Shadi Ka Ek Aisa Din He Jab Dulha STAGE Par Bethe Huye, Dusri KHOOBSURAT Ladkiyo Ko Dekta Hai Aur Sochta Hai, "Ye Sab Aaj Se Pehle Kaha Mar Gyi Thi."

9 years ago

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New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚ Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai...:-)

9 years ago

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Jeevan ke kathin rasto pe kaun apna sath dega? Mummy-papa. Mummy-papa. Nahi-Wife. Nahi-Girlfriend Bilkul Bhi Nahi Sirf Aur Sirf . . . . . . Apni CHAPPAL.

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AURAT KE DIL MEIN, Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai.... But AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki, Usmein- DOST Ki LOVER BIWI Ki SAHELI SAHELI KI SAHELI SAAMNE WALI BAAJU WALI UPAR WALI NEECHE WALI SAALI BHAI Ki SAALI BEHAN Ki NANAD Or Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai..... SACH MEIN, AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI..... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi So Respect all husband or man...

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Ganpati Special****** Shiv ji-Sunti hoooo....Mera Trishool kaha gya? Mata Parvati - Aapke Suputra lekr gye h... Shiv ji- Par kyo??? Mata Parvati- Kisi ne Prasaad me Maggie Rakhi thi......

9 years ago

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Btao wo kon si jaga hai jahan ameer shakhs bhi pyala le k khara hota hay? . . . . . . . Nahi Pata? Chalo main batata hon . . . . Gol Gappy wale k pas

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Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai....... Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai....... Are miss karna hai to macharo ko karo....... jo apni jaan per khelkar bhi aapko kiss kiya karte hai.........

9 years ago

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Aashiqi Ka Ho Bura Haal; Ishne Bigaare Saare Kaam; Hum Toh A.B. Mein Rahe; Aghiaar B.A. Pass Ho Gaye! Translation: Aghiaar: Others

9 years ago

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આપડે તો :comet:ચાર ચાર :comet:#બંગડી વાળી:oncoming_automobile: ગાડી ના જોઇયે #વાલા આપડે સાત સાત જન્મો સુધી :two_men_holding_hands::walking:#ભાઈબંધો નો #સાથ જોઇયે..
#દોસ્ત:two_men_holding_hands:... અજબ જાદુ:part_alternation_mark: છે તારા માં,,,
તું પૂછે મને... " મજામાં:interrobang: ? "
ને બધું #દુ:ખ ગાયબ થઇ જાય હવા માં...!!!

9 years ago

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Ek aurat coma main chali gai . . . Pati murda samjh kr jalane chala .... Raste main arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya... 1 saal bad aurat sach main mar gai . . . Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolty ja rahe thy . Lekin . Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi KHAMBA BACHA ke. .. KHAMBA BACHA ke :-P :-D

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Ship dub raha tha angraiz ney sardar sey poucha Angraiz:yahan sey zmin kitni dour hai Sardar:1 km Angraiz ney jump lgaya aur poucha kis tarf ko? Sardar:thalley nu kanjra thalley nu

9 years ago

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wO KyA hAy Jo kAbHI rOtA hAy tO kAbHI hAnStA hAy… kAbHI cHoTa hOtA hAy tO kAbHI bAdA? . . . . ANS) INSAAN KA DIL!

9 years ago

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वेटर-क्या ऑर्डर देना पसन्द करोगे सर . में-पहले तो फ्री wifi का पासवर्ड बता

9 years ago

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JIN me basi JANKi. RUM me base RAM ,WHISKY me base VISHNU. SHAMPEN me base SHYAM, BEAR me BRAHMA. DESI me HANUMAN, kis kis ka tyag karu har BOTAL me BHAGWAN (SUNIL BANNAJI{KHIROTI})

9 years ago

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Baap Bete Se: Abki Bar Exam Me Fail Hu To Mughe Papa Mat Kahna Result Aane Ke Bd Baap Ne Bete Se Puchh Ki Result Kya ha To Beta Bola: Dimag Mat Kharab Kar Madan Lal Tune Papa Hone Ka Hak Kho Diya.

9 years ago

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लड़केवाले - क्या क्या बना लेती है आप की बेटी....?

लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है....
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9 years ago

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Judge Ne Ek Chor Ko Ghurte Hue Dekha Aur Bola, Ki Tum To 3 Saal Pehle Bhi Adalat Mein Pesh Hue The, Or Yahi Pent Chori Karne Ke Chakkar Mein. Chor: Ji Ha Hujur Ek Pent Aur Kitne Saal Chalegi.

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