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  • Sabhi kamrey, bawarchi khaney, lawn hazir hain Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain Kabhi kisi ka na koi kheyal karte hain Achanak raat 12 baje bhi aa tapakte hain Akele hi jinhe bardasht karna baat hai okhi Woh apne sath le ate hain poori fauj bachon ki Jo ana zaroori tha to banda phone tou karde Yeh kesa surprise hai ke moo chuk ke laga aye Bana kar jaan hamari yeh vabaal-e-jaan karte hain
    • 9 years ago



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  • S.H.O aik chor ko buri tarha mar raha tha aur pourey shaher ki wardatin us sey manwa raha tha achanek us k ghar sey fone aya aur kaha gaya k ap baap bun gaye hain chor rotey houey bola: paa dey paa dey a v ilzaam mairey tey paa dey
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shadi ki 1st nyt Dulha- Hmesha Puja krna, Vrat rkhna, daan dena Sbse pyar se bolna! Dulhan pareshan ho k bahar gyi Or boli-sb andr ajao SATSANG ho rha hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai? Ya jungle me koi naai nahi. Nana ki biwi jab nani hai, Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai. Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy-Mujhe acchi ladki dila do God-Agar tu muslim hai to KATRINA Hindu hai to BIPASHA christain hai to GENELIYA Bol,tera naam kya hai? Boy-Abdul Tukaram Disouza. Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai; Wah Wah! Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai; Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Classical Insult…
    Ek Ladka Scooty Par Ja Raha Tha…
    Scooty Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar
    K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,
    Qareeb Kuch Ladkiya Khadi Thi.
    Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:”Happy Birthday To YU”
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    Ladka Ruka Or Bola: “Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga” .
    “Cake To Khana Hi Padega”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola, "Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"! Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola, "Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?" Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi, Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon. Mere Liye To Ek Packet C0nd0m De Do!
    • 9 years ago



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  • EK TELUGU WALA THA UDHER ME BHI BETHA THA TELUGU WALE NE TELUGU ME KHA BHAI THODA PANI LENA MENA KHA IDHER KYO BAHAR JAKE LENA FIR SE TELUGU ME BOLA FIR MAINE USSE TELUGU ME KHA KYA CHAHIYE MUJHE TELUGU NHI AATI
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad, Ab kisiko dekna nhi tmhe dekhne ke baad, Dunia chod denge tumhe pane ke baad, Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne baad
    • 9 years ago



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  • I.Q.Test: Chaar Zero Ek Saat Likho Likha? Kaise? 0000 Aise Likha.? Fail Correct Ans "4017" Ghar WaLo Ne Kitni Umido Se Padaya Tha, Sab Par Pani Fir Gya
    • 9 years ago



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  • ...Master:- aaj sab bachche 1 -1 doha bolenge, billu tum bolo Billu:chidiya baithi pedh pe usne diya moot, sab jor se bolo Raju ki maa ki ch*t!!!! Master:- Shabash, tumne toh raju ki maa ch*d di, ab raju tum bolo Raju:kabutar baitha pedh pe usne diya moot, billu ki maa ka bh*sda, master ki maa ki ch*t...!!!! Hahahahahaha thoko like
    • 9 years ago



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  • अगर सभी भारतीय 90 दिन तक कोई भी विदेशी सामान नहीं ख़रीदे... तो भारत दुनिया का दूसरा सबसे अमीर देश बन सकता है.. सिर्फ 90 दिन में ही भारत के 2 रुपये 1 डॉलर के बराबर हो जायेंगे.. हम सबको मिल कर ये कोशिश आजमानी चाहिए क्युकी ये देश है हमारा..!!!! plz share & aap bhi sahyog kare
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli, “Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dear Girls :- Agar aaj kal aapke inbox me achank hi boys ke msgs aane lage hain.. and wo aapki tareefon pe tareefien kiye ja rahe hai, sath hi bare pyar se baat kar raha hai toH … ♥ . . . . . . Toh zyada influence hone ki and”Awww”karne ki zarurat nahi hai .. Wo larka valetine’s day ka jugar dhundne ke mission par hai . . Uska shikar hone se bachiye
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne, Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne! Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k, Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne! Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya, Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne! Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye, Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne! Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne, Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny.
    • 9 years ago



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  • EK baat hamesha yaad rakhna. jodiya assman pe banti hai. . . . . . . . . Par setting zameen par hi karni padhti hai. :D :p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mansoon Pe Likha Ek Sher Padosan Ke Liye Aasmaan Pe Kaali Ghata Chaayi Hai Aaj Fir Gharwali Ne Do Baat Sunayi Hai Dil Karta Hai Sudhar Jau Magar Padosan Aaj Fir Bheeg Kar Aayi Hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ? Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli "Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho, wo abhi vyast hai" kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare
    • 9 years ago



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