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  • Ek sawaal... RAJA ki Biwi ka naam "TUMHARI"tha, Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi. Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi. Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari? Raja ne ya Haathi ne Hanso mat, jawaab do:-P (B-boy gank)
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 fastest ways of comunication... 3. Telephone 2. Television 1. Tell a women... If Need more speed??? ? ? ? ? ? Also advice her "KISI Ko bolna nahi"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tujsei mohbatt itni ki , ki kabhi jata nahi paya .. Socha galib ko bula kr kah du. ki koi koi gazal likei tujpr . Lekin galib tho ajtk teri sundarta PR liknei ke liyei kalam tk na utha paya...nam
    • 9 years ago



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  • Roz Logo Se Pange Honge Roz Tere Ghar Mein Dange Honge Agar Tu Mujhe SMS Nahi Bhejega To Yaad Rakhna Tere 12 Bache Honge Aur Sare Lafange Honge wery bed
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ufff Sardi" . . . . Jab Uper Likha Hy Ke Sardi Hai To Nwechy Konsa Hetr Laga Hy Jo Dekh Rhy Ho: 2013 Ki Pehli Bezti Mubark Ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baar 2 Mouse Bike Par Ja Rahe The . Sher Ka baccha Mila. Usne kaha Muje B Bike Par Le Chalo. . . Chuho Ne Kuch Socha Fir Bola "Dekh Le ,Baad Me Teri Mummy Bolegi, Tu Gundo Ke Saath Ghumta hai "
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)Hushain2
    • 9 years ago



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  • Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
    • 9 years ago



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  • धोखा मिला जब भी प्यार में जिंदगी में उदासी छा गई; सोचा था छोड़ देंगे इस राह-ए-मोहब्बत को पर . . . . . कमबख्त फिर एक नए नंबर से "मिस कॉल" आ गई।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hathi ghoda palki JAI KANHAIYA LAL KI .!. Yashomati Mom Se Talking Nandlala, Radha Q Fair, I m Q Kala, Boli Smiling Maiya: Listen mere lala, ....Wo City Ki item Tu Village Ka Gwala Thats why U Kala... ➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
    • 9 years ago



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  • Inspector: Jail Me Kaise Aye? Sardar: Media Ki Ladki Khadi Thi, Uske Tshirt Pe Press Likha Tha, Inspector: Phir? Sardar: Maine Press Kar Diya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ? Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli "Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho, wo abhi vyast hai" kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare
    • 9 years ago



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  • I Garib ka beta: Maa mene sapna dekha ke... mera 1 pair zameen par aur dusra aasman Mein.. . . . . . . . Maa: Is tarah ke sapne mat dekha kar, beta , ek hi chaddi hai wo bhi phat jayegi.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • उम्र भर चलते रहे मगर कंधो पे आये कब्र तक, बस कुछ कदम के वास्ते गैरों का अहसान हो गया.! ये ना पूछ मैं शराबी क्यू हुआ बस यूँ समझ ले गमों के बोझ से नशे की बोतल सस्ती लगी,
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boyfriend Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo wapas De De , Muje Nayi girlfriend Mil Gayi Hai". , , , , , Girlfriend Ne 30 Photos Bhej k Likha: "Inme se Dhoondh Lena , , , Mujhe To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..? Dirty Mind! "Mu" Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hai "Gu" France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hai. Dua Hai Ki Apke "Mu" Me Hamesha "Gu" Rahe.
    • 9 years ago



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