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  • Jab Rogi Ke Ghar Walo Ko Doctor Ne Btaya, Ki Ye Ab Jyada Dair Ke Mehman Nahi H To. Uske Pass Gaye Or Bole Ye Dawai To Pee Lo. Mareej: Nahi Ab Inse Kuch Nahi Hoga. Inhe Peekar Kya Karunga. Nahi Ye To Pls Pee Lo Warna Ye Sari Kharab Chali Jayegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़के केजरी और राहुल के जोक्स बनाने, में लगे है, और उधर मौके का फायदा उठा लड़किया, सभी परीक्षाओ में टॉप किये जा रही है..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki bato pe dil haru WAH! WAH! Aapki surat pe jan waru WAH! WAH! Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms dil karta hai aapko patak-patak ke maru! Ab bolo WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aey Maut.... Tu Kabhi Aaye To Muje Aur Sirf Muje Hi Batana, Mere Dosto Ko Nahi, Bcz . . . . . Saale Sab Kamine Hai, Pata Chala To Uski Bhi Party Mnayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ishq ke school me naya mahol taiyar ho gaya. . . ... . . .papu ki grilfriend se puri class ko pyar ho gaya ... . . . . bas tabhi se papu udas ho gaya puri class fail aur pappu pass ho gaya. . . .)) Milan
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1Daku(lady se)- Ye sare zevar muje dede..?? , , Lady-Le, , , Ye le, , , Payal le, , , Jhumke le, , , Chudi le , , Chain le , , Long le , , Sab lele.... , , Aur LUGAAI bn ja NAAS-MITE. :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aadmi: “Tumhara iss Ladke se Kya Rishta hai?” Boy: “Ji Bahut Durr ka Rishta hai” Aadmi: “Fir bhi kya rishta hai?” Boy: “Ji weh mera Saga Bhai hai” A admi: “To Tum is Durr ka Rishta kyu batate ho?” Boy: “Kyuki iske or mere beech 7 bhai aur hai”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskaan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan, Khaa ke pan, Paro boli “Shukriya Bhai Jan.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A G, O G. LO G. PADHO G MAIN HU MOBILE MOJI KARTA HU SMS TO TUM BHI KARO G 1-2 KA 4 4-2 KA 1 AMUL IS MAKKHAN &...... MY FRIEND IS "DHAKKAN"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Waiter:- Aone samose aue oakode ko andar se kha liya lakin bahar ka sara chhod diya aise kyo? Customer:- Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai. Bahar ka khaana mat khao!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Film Director Ne Heroine Ko Film Ka Seen Samjhate Hue Btaye, Tumhe Nadi Mein Girne Se Hero Bachayega Aur , Apne Kandhe Par Uthakar Nadi Tat Wale Daak Bangle Mein Le Jayenge, Heroine Ne Gambir Hokar Kaha- Tab, Uske Baad Waha Kon Bachayega?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka bola : Dilruba Ladki boli : Pizza khila Ladka bola : Paise Nahi Ladki boli : Kaise nahi Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai:))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Education related songs: SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala ... MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde uddjati hai RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche FAIL- Jag suna suna lage.
    • 10 years ago



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  • College ki har ladki ek"PHOOL"he. Use chahana ek"BHOOL"he. Jo usame "MASHAGUL"he. Samzo usaki A.T.K.T.Ke chances "FULL" he... Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Accident hua. . . .ek admi ka hath cut gya or wo jor jor se chilane lagaPapu Oye ro kyu rha hai hath hi to cut a haiWo dekh us admi ko uska Gala cut gya hai phir v chup chap leta hai .
    • 10 years ago



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  • आज बैठा सोच रहा था कि दो चीज़ें बड़ी जल्दी हाथ से निकल जाती हैं, समय और... . . . . . . . . . . . . आम की गुठली!
    • 10 years ago



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