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Arz Kiya Hai . . . Dekh K Mohabbat Ki Aisi Misal Mujhe Bhi Hairani Hui . . . Mohalle Ki Sari Bakriya Rone Lagi Jab Mere Bakre Ki Kurbani Hui..

10 years ago

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A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni.

10 years ago

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Bejaan phoolon ko khushbhu dena koi apse sikhe, Rote hue ko hasana koi apse sikhe, DOSTI karna toh har koi janta par nibhana . . . . . . Oye hello! koi mujhse sikhe.

10 years ago

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Talak Ke Case Mein Patni Ne Judge Se Kaha- Mera Pati Bilkul Lafanga H. Ise Raat Din Bas Juhe Ki Padi Rehti H. Aur To Chodo Ise Shadi Ki Taarik Tak Yaad Nahi H. Pati: Sab Juth H. Mujhe Acchi Tarah Yaad H Uss Din Maine 6 Number Ke Ghode Par Paisa Lagaya Tha.

10 years ago

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Ishq ke school me naya mahol taiyar ho gaya. . . ... . . .papu ki grilfriend se puri class ko pyar ho gaya ... . . . . bas tabhi se papu udas ho gaya puri class fail aur pappu pass ho gaya. . . .)) Milan

10 years ago

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Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di. Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu? KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

10 years ago

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Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..? . . . Socho Nhi Malum he. . Mai Batata Hu...? . . "School Ki Ghanti" . . Soch Badalo Desh Badlega.

10 years ago

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Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office...."

10 years ago

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जरूरत से ज्यादा सुंदर लड़की अगर गर्लफ्रेंड बन जाए तो लौंडे का साढ़े अट्ठारह किलो वजन प्रति सप्ताह तो इस चिंता में घट जाता है कि कोई दूजा उसे उड़ा ना ले जाए।

10 years ago

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Phone ke risthe bhi bade ajib hote hain, Balance rakhkar bhi log ajeeb hote hain, Khud to msg karte nahi hain, Muft ke msg. padhne ke kitne shoqin hote hai.

10 years ago

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Usay kehna k Mai aaj bht khush hun faraz Pichli Sardion ka sweeter nikala to jaib se 500 rupay nikly “(‘.’)/” )( < yes oye…. Bazar gya tou pata chala k 500 ka purana note tou ab nai chalta.

10 years ago

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Aap Ki Tarif Mein 4 Line Pesh Kar Raha Hu Ummeed Hai.. Aap Ko Pasand Aayegi.. _________ _________ _________ _________ Gin Lo Puri 4 LINE Hai.. >>Waris ali

10 years ago

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HAMARE YAHA Naya Purana Acha Kharab Taza Basi Tuta futa SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE Note: Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.

10 years ago

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એક છોરો કન્યા જોવા ગ્યો...

એલી સીવતા ફાવે...?

છોરી : હકણ...પોલકા ઘાઘરા બુશ્કોટ કડીયા..હન્ધુય ફાવે...

એલી રાંધતા ફાવે..?

છોરી : હકણ...ઢોકળા થેપલા પાટવડી પુડલા ભજીયા..જે ક્યો ઇ હન્ધુય ફાવે

એલી ભણી કેટલુક હે...?

છોરી : કોલેજ ના તયણ વરહ પુરા કયરા સે...

છોરો : તો તો ઇન્ગલીશેય ફાવતુ હશે ને...? ?
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છોરી : કોય દી લુખુ નથી પીધુ...સોડા હાયરે ફાવે...! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

9 years ago

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Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi. Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai? Dear, sweetu ya jaanu. Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

10 years ago

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Kuch Ladke To Bas Esi Ummid Me Blood Donate Karte Hai
ki Hindi Filmo Ki Tarah Kisi Cute Sweet Ladki Ko
unka Khun Chadaya Jaega Aur Phir Vo
dundte Dundte Unhe Pyaar Karne Aaygi

10 years ago

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Hum Tumko Chahte Hain, Tumse Pyar Karte Hain. Aaj Hum Sanam Iska Izhaarkarte Hain. Itna Chahte Hain Tumko Janejana, Mera Dil Ho Gaya Tumhara Aashiq Deewana, Chahe Kuch Bhi Kahe Ye Zamana, Tumhi Meri Mohabbat Ho Tumhi Mera Fasana.

10 years ago

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Bina Make-Up Ke Ladki Khaas Lagti Hai, Make-Up KarLe To Bindaas Lagti Hai, Papa Ke Sath Jaye To Udaas Lagti Hai, Par Jab Jaye AkeLi To Jhakaas Lagti Hai.

10 years ago

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A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey! Girl: Hi! What u doing? Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world. Girl: Aww How cute! Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U! :D

10 years ago

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अगर रात को सफेद कपड़ो में कोई आकर आप के पांव पकडे तो भूत समझकर डरे नही वो सरपंच पद का उमीदवार भी हो सकता है

10 years ago

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