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  • Fan pe latki Mundi, Khidki se tumhai dekhti Aatma, Bed ke niche bethi Chudel, Parde ke piche sarkati Laash, In sabki tarf dhyan mat dena.. Aaram se sona.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Bahut Dard Hota He Jab Teacher Bolta Hai Ki.. . . . . Tumhara Aur Tumhare Aage Wale Ka Answer 1 Hi Hai.. . . . Tab Dil Se Aawaz Ati He To Saale Sawal Bhi To 1 Hi Tha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Khuda Aapko Paisa, Bangla, Reputation, Shakti-Bhakti Pyar, Car, Aur, Aur, Aur, Kya Dekh Rahe Ho, "LALCHI" Itna Kafi Nahi Hai Kya.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Aurton Ko 20 Sal Ki Saza Mli, 20 Sal Ek 7 Jail Me Guzarne K Bad, Jab 2no Riha Hui To Dono Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha: Chalo Ab Baki Baten Ghar Phunch Kar Karte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kitni mehengai ho gayi hai yaar . . 98 ka net card ab 125 ka ho gaya 35 ka msg card dalwao usme bhi 10 paise kat te hai . . Kuch to reham karo bhikari sim companiyo hum students par... . . Na koi income hai na koi ameer baap ki beti apni girlfriend hai..) Milan
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 ant raste se ja rhi thi tbi unhe ek jagah pe shakkar ke dane dikhai dene lge unme se do ant shakkar ki taraf bad gai 3ri ko n aate dekh we boli tu q nhi aa rhi hai to wo boli kaise aau us pe to kidi lgi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • R U A High Scoring Studnt ? Kya Aap Gud Mrks La-la Kr Bor Ho Chuke H ? : : Then Join Engineering.... : : Marks Se No Marks, Ache Mrks Se Chutkara, : : Fark Dkhiye Sirf 1 Semester Me...
    • 10 years ago



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  • सर- बताओ डेट और तारीख में क्या अंतर है?
    छात्र- सर डेट पर लड़की के साथ जाते है और तारीख पर वकील के साथ जाते है।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • एक मुर्दे ने क्या खूब कहा, ये लोग, जो मेरी लाश पे रोते हैँ.... अभी उठ जाऊँ तो भागते फिरेंगे साले!!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • બેંક વાળા "પેન" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મેડીકલ સ્ટોર વાળા "કાતર" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    ઝેરોક્ષ વાળા "સ્ટેપલર" બાંધીને રાખે.

    છોકરીયુ "મોઢા" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    પરબ બધાંવા વાળા "લોટો" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મોટા મોટા ઘર વાળા "કૂતરો" બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    સરદારજી "ચાકુ" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    અને પત્નીઓ "પતિ" ને બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    કોઈને કોઈ ઉપર ""ભરોહો"" જ નથી, બોલો ! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • शादी मे चाहे कितना भी बड़ा आदमी क्यों ना आ जाये.... लेकिन टशन उस लौंडे का भारी रहता है जिसके अंडर में दारू का हिसाब किताब रहता है!! Heart
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: 0n call Kon ho tum? Boy: Hasrat Teri Girl: dekhty ho kya? Boy: Surat teri Girl: Krty ho kya? Boy: Pooja teri Girl: kafir ho kya? Boy: Soch hy teri Girl: Chahty ho kya? Boy: Muhabbat teri Girl: Pachtao ge Boy: Kismat meri Girl: Veena Malik hu me Boy: Oo teri. Sorry  anti wrong …nomber K.k.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Dedo Kisi Ek Ko, Woh Bhi Kisi Nek Ko. Yeh Koi Mandir Ka Parsad Nahi, Jo Baant They Rahe Her Ek Ko. Dil Denge Kissi Ik Ko Woh Bhee Kissi Nek Ko… Jab Tak Girl Freind Nahi Pat Jaati, Propose Kerenge Her Ek Ko. Khan.
    • 10 years ago



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  • a girl asked pappu:- girl- wo kya chiz hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai, aur mere paas 2 hai? pappu- legg (pair) . girl- wo kya chiz tumhare pait ke andar hai, aur mere salwar ke andar nahi hai? pappu- rupaaye . girl- wo kya hai jo aadmi din me lene ke bajay raat me bed par lete hai? pappu- neend . girl- wo kya hai jise ladkiya pahli baar karwate wakt pain ki vajah se roti hai? pappu- kaan me chhed. . moral:- aap bhi apni niyat pappu ki tarah saaf rakhe...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha. Gaur farmaiye Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha. Saap aur bhi kamina tha woh earphone lagaye baitha tha..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Aapki bato pe dil haru WAH! WAH! Aapki surat pe jan waru WAH! WAH! Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms dil karta hai aapko patak-patak ke maru! Ab bolo WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH!
    • 10 years ago



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  • छोटा रास्ता भी लंबा लग लगताहै; जब कोई साथ नहीं होता; और लंबा रास्ता भी छोटा लग लगताहै; "जब कुत्ते पीछे पड़ जाते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya? Hanuman : Nahi hai. Ram : Ek packet hai na. Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hai. Pura packet khatam ho jayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Petrol Badha Hum Chup Rahe Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup Rahe LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nahi Bole! Vegetables k Dam bad Gaye Fir bhi hum chup rahe Par abb suna hai DARU...... Maa ki aankh Ab Chup Nahi Rahenge INQALAB ZINDABAD.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aj taitanic ka 95th aniversary hai, isliye sache prami jack or rose ki yaad me apne mobile ko pani me 2min dubokar rakhe, unki atma ko santi milegi!!
    • 10 years ago



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