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  • Chhod Diye Wo Dhande Jin K Anjam The Gande Pure 30 din Nek Kamo Me Bitaunga Ab SAWAN K Bad Hi beer ko hath lagaunga /).) Hat jao / / MANDIR jane do.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dost Dost Se: Kya Tumhare Pita Ji Bahut Ameer Hai, Jo Tumhe Roj Naye Naye Kapde Dete Hai. Pehan Kar Ghumne Ke Liye. Dost: Nahi Yaar, Darasal Mere Pitaji Dhobi Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya, COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta Hai.. Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi? “Old Song” DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi “REmix SOng” DAncer Ne 6 Inch K KApray PEhnay H0tay HAin
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hi.. What happened.. My dear friends Why no sms.. No balance.. Ok..! I will send u a recharge coupen: |||||||||||||||| scrach with blade
    • 9 years ago



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  • हाईकोर्ट ने आज ये स्पष्ट किया है क़ि अगर पत्नी घर की लक्ष्मी है . तो - गर्ल फ्रैंड काला धन माना जायेगा..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi.. Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao ! Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat! Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !:-P:-d
    • 9 years ago



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  • Yeh Sms Jin "Khubsurat" Logo Ko Milta Hai, Woh 5 Sec Baad Behosh Ho Jate Hain, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Nhi Behosh Hue Na, "Khubsusat" Hote To Behosh Hote Na.
    • 9 years ago



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  • True Lines: Agr Aap Logo Ko Mujhse Koi Problem Hai . . . To Humesha Yaad Rakhiye, . . . Ki . . . Ye Aapka Problem Hai, Mera Nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • बहुत दूर रह कर भी पास लगते हो, नजरो से दूर रह कर भी खास लगते हो. . . हर बार दूसरों का दिया हुआ मेसेज भेजते हो… . . . . और खुद को कालिदास समझते हो … !
    • 9 years ago



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  • PRAYER OF MODERN GIRL Raghupati raghav raja ram aisa var dena Bhagwan, subah ko uthke jo chai banaye, chai bana kar mujhe uthayephir kahe ise peeomeri jaan aisa var dena Bhagwan ! Dopahr ko jab wo break mein aaye, aake jaldi se lunch banaye, phir kahe ise chakho meri jaan aisa war dena Bhagwan ! Sham ko jab wo office se aaye, sare din ki kamaai pakdaaye, phir kahe ise udao meri jaan aisa war dena Bhagwan !. .
    • 9 years ago



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  • Why do Indian men make such lousy lovers? Because they get all the love they want from their mothers and by the time they attain puberty they become emotionally impotent!
    • 9 years ago



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  • gali teri de kutte adiye bde kamine ae tahin aj kall gali teri vich ona chadd ditta bapu tera vekh ke sanu akha kdada ae tahin tenu vekh ke dippar jagona chadd ditta police waleya galli teri vich lamba paa lya c tahin tenu vekh ke horn bajona chadd ditta .....kulvinder bhuller....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai, Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain, Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher- Chotte Hamesha kha kro ki mujhe sab pta hai smjhe .. Santa- Ji teacher Samjh Gya. (Santa apne ghr phonchta hai) Santa: Papa mujhe sab pta hai.. Papa: Le 50 lrs lekin chup rhio kisiko mat btana.. Santa: Mummy mujhe sab pta hai... Mummy: Beta le 100 rs lekin chup rehna papa ko mat btana plz santa: Ramu kaka mujhe sab pta chl gyaa haii Ramu kaka: aa Beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa ab :D Jisko Samjh aaya like kro vrnaa jinko ni pogo zindabad
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha. Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaaj Mein Gusse Se Boli: “Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi Karo, Tumse Achchha Toh Paperwala Hai, Jo Chup-Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai“ :
    • 9 years ago



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  • SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..???
    • 9 years ago



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