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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain. Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them.

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Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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The budget caps were busted, mightily so. And we are reviewing with people like Judd Gregg from New Hampshire and others some budgetary reform measures that will reinstate - you know, possibly reinstate budgetary discipline. But the caps no longer - the caps, I guess they're there. But they didn't mean much.

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I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein], which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.

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Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.

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Reading is the basics for all learning.

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