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  • The Senate needs to leave enough money in the proposed budget to not only reduce all marginal rates, but to eliminate the death tax, so that people who build up assets are able to transfer them from one generation to the next, regardless of a person's race.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Race Quotes
  • The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that the company was not worthy of the joke. They have introduced an almost insane individualism into that one form of intercourse which is specially and uproariously communal. They have made even levities into secrets. They have made laughter lonelier than tears.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Laughter Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Dad Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein], which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Focus Quotes