George W. Bush Quotes, Prayer Quotes, Humor Quotes

I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

5 years ago

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

6 years ago

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It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.

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We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena. Your involvement in politics helps determine how well our democracy works. We have finally learned that government programs cannot solve our problems. Government can hand out money, but government cannot put hope in our hearts or a sense of purpose in our lives.

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English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.

6 years ago

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

6 years ago

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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The Senate needs to leave enough money in the proposed budget to not only reduce all marginal rates, but to eliminate the death tax, so that people who build up assets are able to transfer them from one generation to the next, regardless of a person's race.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice oftentimes of someone whose life has been turned upside down here's from.

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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

6 years ago

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There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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