George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Wise Quotes, Humor Quotes

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.

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The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain. Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

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No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

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I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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I do not agree with this notion that somehow if I go to try to attract votes and to lead people toward a better tomorrow somehow I get subscribed to some-some doctrine gets subscribed to me.

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Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.

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Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.

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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics.

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Cynicism is humor in ill health.

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