Hum dil ke aashiyane nahi sajate,
hum ishq ke nagme nhi gaate,
hamari ek pasand se toot na jaye hajaro dil..
bus yehi soch kar hum GIRLFRIEND nhi banate.
zaruri nahi ki insan pyar ki murat ho, sundar aur behad khobsuratho,
achcha toh wahi insan hota hai jo tab aapke sath ho jab aapko uski zarurat ho..........
by........MD AFTAB
Dil ko jalane se kya fayda,
aansu bahane se kya fayda,
jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya
to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
Forgetting friend is a
CrimeI
gnoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
N disturbing them
‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’a
Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn
Friend: Wo Q?
Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.
In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo,
Humari Dosti Ko Aazmaya Na Karo,
Tumhare 1 SmS Ke Badle 100 Call Kardu,
Par Shart Ye Hai Ki Tum Phone Uthaya Na Karo.
Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola,
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h.
BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli,
aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.