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Zindagi se sabhi ko mohabbat hai,par zindagi kisiki mehboob nahi banti,tamanna leker jeete hain sab log,magar har tamanna TAQDIR nahi banti…

~ch bh d gr81.

10 years ago

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Kisi Ke Deedar Me Tadaapta Hai Ye Dil..
Kisi Ke Intezaar Me Taraasta Hai Ye Dil
Kya Kamaal Ka Hai Ye Dil..
Khud Apna Hokar Bhi Kisi Aur Ke Liye Dharakta Hai Ye Dil...!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Zakhm Mera Hai Dard Mujhko Hota Hai..
Is Zamane Me Kaun Kis Ka Hota Hai..
Unhe Neend Nahi Aati Jo Mohabbat Karte Hain..
Aur
Jo Dil Ko Todte Hain Wahi Chain Se Soota Hai..!

10 years ago

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The flea, though he kill none, he does all the harm he can.

5 years ago

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Tags : John Donne Quotes , Doe Quotes , Fleas Quotes

The measure of a master is his success in bringing all men around to his opinion twenty years later.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Success Quotes , Congratulations Quotes

Is man God's biggest blunder, or is man's God?

5 years ago

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Men Quotes

Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens.

5 years ago

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Tags : Khalil Gibran Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Life Quotes

Great ambition is the passion of a great character.

5 years ago

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Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , Character Quotes , Passion Quotes

A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

5 years ago

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Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Florida Quotes

Have we been guilty of declaring, 'I've been thinking about making some course corrections in my life. I plan to take the first step-tomorrow'? With such thinking, tomorrow is forever. Such tomorrows rarely come unless we do something about them today.

5 years ago

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Tags : Thomas S. Monson Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Forever Quotes

Duvaon Pey HmareY Aitbaar Rkhna.

Dil Mein Apne Naa Koi Sawaal Rkhna.

Dena Chahte Hain Agar Khushiyan Humey.

Sweet
Tho Bus Aap Khush Rhena Or Apna Khayal Rakhna

10 years ago

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It is only to the individual that a soul is given.

5 years ago

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Love Quotes , Inspirational Quotes

Rahim: yaar ye autometically kya hai.
Karim: yaar jab auto me takli ladki baithi,
Ho to vahi autometically hai.

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes , New Whatsapp Status

The President proclaims war, and those Senators who dissent are not those who know better, but those who can afford to...Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , War Quotes , Government Quotes

One attacks those who possess things that one does not possess. The attack is all the more savage because the one who attacks is destitute and the one who is attacked is well provided. The one who attacks always considers himself to be in the position of legitimate offense.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adrienne Monnier Quotes , Doe Quotes , Savages Quotes

Sabhi ko sab kuchh nahin milta,
Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahin milta sweet
Yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
Kisi se dil nahin milta to koi dil se nahin milta.

10 years ago

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Her face was brilliant and glowing; but this glow was not one of brightness; it suggested the fearful glow of a conflagration in the midst of a dark night.

5 years ago

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Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Dark Quotes , Night Quotes

Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho

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Gf: Aise Hi

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Me: To Install Karo Na!

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Gf: Ek Shart Par..

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Me: Kya?

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Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka

password Bataoge..!

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*cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:

10 years ago

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Tags : Facebook SMS

Be satisfied with what you have.

6 years ago

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Tags : Aesop Quotes , Contentment Quotes