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  • *अपने हिसाब से जियो।*
    *लोगो की सोच का क्या*?
    *वो तो कंडीशन देखकर बदलती*
    *रहती है।*
    *चाय में मक्खी गिरे तो चाय को फेंक देते है*,
    *और देसी घी में गिरे तो*
    *मक्खी को।*
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Dosti ka rista do anjano ko jod deta hai.
    Har kadm par zindagi ko naya mod deta hai.
    Wo sath deta hai tab.
    Jab apna saya bhi sath choddeta hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Yaad Karoge Toh Har Baat Yaad Aayegi,
    Suhane Waqt Ki Mauj Ruk Jayegi,
    Dhoodoge Agar Hamse Behtar Dost Koi,
    Nigah Door Tak Jayegi Aur Laut Aayegi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Dosti Ka Farz Yun Hi Nibhate Rahenge,
    Vakt Bevakt Aapko Satate Rahenge,

    Dua Karo Ke Umar Lambi Ho Hamari,
    Varna Yaad Ban Ke Aapko Satate Rahenge….
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • There is no greater enjoyment than that of sharing something. Have you given something to somebody? That`s why people enjoy giving gifts so much. It is a sheer delight. When you give something to somebody - maybe valueless, may not be of much value - but just the way, just the gesture that you give, satisfies tremendously. Just think of a person whose whole life is a gift! whose every moment is a sharing - he lives in heaven. There is no other heaven than that.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Rajneesh Quotes , Thinking Quotes , People Quotes
  • It is by far the most elegant worship, hardly excepting the Greek mythology. What with incense, pictures, statues, altars, shrines, relics, and the real presence, confession, absolution, - there is something sensible to grasp at. Besides, it leaves no possibility of doubt; for those who swallow their Deity, really and truly, in transubstantiation, can hardly find any thing else otherwise than easy of digestion.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Real Quotes , Greek Quotes
  • कितना कुछ जानता होगा वो शख्स मेरे बारे में, मेरे मुस्कुराने पर भी जिसने पूछ लिया की तुम उदास क्यों हो..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Status SMS
  • Is dil ka ik arman hai
    ik chand me hmari jaan hai.
    Jise dur se dekhna to mumkin hai
    Par milna kahan aasan hai.
    Kyon ki hum to ik zameen hain
    Arr Vo ik aasman hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • O why did God, Creator wise, that peopled highest heav'n With Spirits masculine, create at last This novelty on earth, this fair defect Of nature, and not fill the world at once With men as angels without feminine, Or find some other way to generate Mankind?
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : John Milton Quotes , Wise Quotes , Angel Quotes
  • Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte
    jaam dusro se chhin kar piya nahi karte
    use agar mohabbat hai to aakar izhar karde
    picha hum bhi kisi ka kiya nahi karte.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • The best beauty secret, besides sleep and plenty of water, is do whatever it is - before you go out, before you need to feel beautiful - do whatever makes you feel confident. If it’s putting on a great dance record and rocking out in your apartment, do it. If kissing someone for 10 minutes makes you feel confident, do it.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Aimee Mullins Quotes , Beautiful Quotes , Sleep Quotes
  • Dur hokar karib hona
    nazakat hai meri
    Yaad bankar ankho se
    behana sararat hai
    meri
    karib na hote hue b
    kareeb paoge qki
    ehshash bankar sath
    rehna adat hai meri
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • कोइ वादा नही फिरभी प्यार हे
    और जुदाई के बावजूद तुझपे अधिकार हे
    तेरे चेहरे की उदासी देरही हे गवाही मुझसे
    मीलनेको तभी बेकरार है
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Tchr 2 1st std student : Haath mei
    kitne fingers hote h ?

    Stdnt:Sir, 6

    Tchr Kitni baar samjhaya h, pant se
    haath nikal k fingers count kar.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Faadu Joke,:

    must Read

    1Baar 1ladki Nadi Me Khudne Walithi...pool Se..

    tbhi 1bike Wala Uske Paas Aa Kr Ruka Aurkaha..

    agar Tm Sucide Krne Jaa Rhi Hoto Mujhe 1kiss Deti

    jao..

    ladki Boli..ok Aur Usne Ladke Ko Esilambi Aur Gahry

    kiss Di Ki Ladke Koaaj Tak Kv Na Mili Waisi Kiss..

    fir Ladke Ne Ladki Se Sucide Krne Ki Wajah Pu6a To

    ladki

    ne

    btaya..mere Ghar Walo Ko Pasand Ni Ki Mai Ladki

    ban Kr Ghumu..

    mera Naam Nitesh Nawab Hai.. :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS