Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Iss najar ko tera intejaar rahta hai,
Tum se milne ko ye dil bekarar rahta hai,
Tum hamse milo ya na milo,
Fir bhi iss dil me tere liye Pyar hi rahta hai....

10 years ago

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I’ve seen people where it rules their lives, you know, who want to be thinner or have bigger boobs, and how it wears them down. And I just don’t want that in my life.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adele Quotes , People Quotes , Want Quotes

Nature abhors annihilation. [Lat., Ab interitu naturam abhorrere.]

5 years ago

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Tags : Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes , Nature Quotes

Remember happy moment of life.
just like the way u remember movie, song.
forget all sad moment of life,
just like the way u forget answer after exam.

10 years ago

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Tags : Exam SMS

=Humne Chaha He Jinhe Wo Lakho Me Ek H.
=Jana He Humne Wo Dil Ke Bhi Nek H.
=Unki Diwani To Sari Duniya He.
=Lekin Hamari To Duniya Hi Wo Ek Hai.
I love u pk

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

Hrithik ki film hit ho ya na ho
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unka aur unke pita ka naam hamesha
Roshan hi rahega‼

10 years ago

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Heart, we will forget him! You and I, to-night! You may forget the warmth he gave, I will forget the light. When you have done, pray tell me, That I my thoughts may dim; Haste! lest while you’re lagging, I may remember him!

5 years ago

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Tags : Emily Dickinson Quotes , Heart Quotes , Night Quotes

2 kids were lying
together on a bed
sharing the same
blanket.
1st: Mai ek ladka ho.
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjh nahi pta.
1st: Acha w8 (ye keh
kr wo blanket k andar
gaya aur thodi dair bad
nika) "tm ladki ho"
2nd: Tmhai kesay pata
1st: Q k mai ny blue
socks pehnay hain aur
tm nay pink.
APNI SOCH SAAF
KARO !

10 years ago

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Do you think we choose the times into which we are born? Or do we fit the times we are born into?

6 years ago

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Tags : Abraham Lincoln Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Fit Quotes

There is a wide difference between the original thinker and the merely learned man.

5 years ago

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Tags : Arthur Schopenhauer Quotes , Men Quotes , Differences Quotes

Tanha Mausam Hai Aur Udaas
Raat Hai, Wo Mil Ke Bichaad
Gaye Ye Kaisi Mulaqaat Hai,
Dil Dharak To Raha Hai Lekin
Awaz Nahi Hai, Wo Dharkan Bhi
Le Gaye Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai..!

10 years ago

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Assuming that rapture is nature's play with man, the Dionysian artist's creative activity is the play with rapture.

5 years ago

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Artist Quotes , Men Quotes

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

6 years ago

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Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Art Quotes , Wrestling Quotes

हर घड़ी, हर पल, हर लम्हा निगाहों में तेरा ही चेहरा रहता है
तुम्हारे मौसम बदलते रहते हैं, हमारा वक्त ठहरा रहता है
कैसे मिटा दें तेरा अक्स हम इन आँखों से
हमारी तो धड़कनों पर भी तेरी यादों का पहरा रहता है...

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

One man's ways may be as good as another's, but we all like our own best.

5 years ago

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Tags : Jane Austen Quotes , Men Quotes , Literature Quotes

A mathematical point is the most indivisble and unique thing which art can present.

5 years ago

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Tags : John Donne Quotes , Art Quotes , Unique Quotes

Embryonic stem cell research is at the leading edge of a series of moral hazards.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Science Quotes , Cells Quotes

:couplekiss:લવ:ok_hand: યુ :heart_eyes:પણ :kiss:છે :heavy_check_mark:ને :dancer:મિસ:kissing_heart: યુ :couplekiss:પણ છે:kiss::kiss:

:princess:તારા :heart_eyes:વિના :dancer:મારા :heart_eyes:દિવસો :heavy_check_mark:સેમ :heart_eyes:ટુ :raised_hands:સેમ છે...:kiss::kiss::kiss:

9 years ago

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Tags : Love - Romantic SMS , Love Shayari SMS , Gujarati Love SMS , Nice Love SMS , Love You , Whatsapp Love SMS , Whatsapp Love Status

Teri judai bhi hume pyaar karte hai….
Teri yaad hume bahoot bekarar karte hai….
Wo din jo saath guzari thi humne….
Unhe hamari nigahe talash karti hai..!!

10 years ago

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1st Friend:" Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..

2nd Friend:" Tumne Use Bataya K Tera Chacha Crorepati Hai ??

1st Friend:" Haa mene bataya Tha..

2nd Friend:" To Phir ??

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1st Friend:" Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..

10 years ago

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