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  • By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Hector Hugh Munro Quotes , Wine Quotes , Max Quotes
  • MAA;
    Beta, Soo Ja Warna
    GABBAR
    Aa Jayega..,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    BETA;
    100 Rs. Do,
    Warna
    PAPA Ko Bata Dunga Ki
    Mere Sone Ke
    Baad GABBAR
    Ata Hai..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Mere dil mein ek dhadkan teri hain,
    Us dhadkan ki kasam tu zindagi meri hai,
    Meri ek saans mein ek saans teri hain,
    Wo saans jo ruk jaaye to mout meri hain.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Sir:SabSe Zyada Calciam Kis Dudh Me Hota H snta:21sal Ki ladki K Dudh Me Qki Is Pe MuH Lgao To Body K Un Hisso Me B Jan AaJati H Jisme Haddi NHi Hoti...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • He had uttered a mad wish that he himself might remain untarnished, and the face on the canvas bear the burden of his passions and his sins; that the painted image might be seared with the lines of suffering and thought, and that he might keep all the delicate bloom and loveliness of his then just conscious boyhood.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Love Quotes , Passion Quotes
  • Kuch Nasha ‘TIRANGE’ ki Aaan ka hai.
    Kuch Nasha ‘MATRBHUMI’ ki Shaan ka hai.
    Hum Lahrayenge har Jagah ye ‘TIRANGA’
    Nasha Ye ‘HINDUSTAN’ ki Shaan ka hai..
    Jai ho..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Independence Day SMS
  • Bharosa ToOt JaneSe Zra Pehle Bata dena
    Mjhe Tum Aazmane Se Zra Pehle Bata dena
    Zehan Ki Rait Pr Tum Ne Muhbat Se Likhi Theen Jo
    Woh Tehrerain Mitane Se Zra Pehle Bata dena
    Teri Palkon Se Chalke or Usay Mehfooz Kr Loon Main
    Koi Aansu Bahane Se Zra Pehle Bata dena
    Mere Hmdam Main Rakh Loon Apne dil Pr Zabt Ka Pathar
    Suno Daman Churane Se Zra Pehle Bata dena
    Tmhain Main dekh Loon ek Bar Ji Bhr Kr
    K Mujh Se door Jane Se Zra Pehle bta dena.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Kabhi Iqrar Kar Layna Kabhi Inkar Kar Layna
    Kahaan Say Tum Nay Sekha Hai Anokha Pyar Kar
    Lyna
    Tumhain Baanhoon Main Bhar K Serif Yehhi Pygam
    Dena Tha
    Apnay Sooy Jazboon Ko Zara Bydar Kar Layna
    Kabhi Chahat Say Tum Magloob Ho Kar Muskora
    Dyna
    Kabhi Kuch Sochna Or Soch Kar Inkaar Kar Lyna
    Kabhi Shola Kabhi Shabnum Kabhi Shadaan Kabhi
    Barhum
    Kabhi Roona Kabhi Lyhjay Ko Phir Jhankar Kar
    Lyna..ii
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Suna Hai Wo Jab Mayus Hote Hai,
    To Mujhe Bahut Yaad Karte Hai,

    Aye Khuda Tu Hi Bata Ab Duaa
    Uski Khushi Ki Mangu Ya Mayusi Ki.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • In the short summer night she learned so much. She would have thought a woman would have died of shame... She felt, now, she had come to the real bedrock of her nature, and was essentially shameless. She was her sensual self, naked an unashamed. She felt a triumph, almost a vainglory. So! That was how it was! That was life! That was how onself really was! There was nothing left to disguise or be ashamed of. She shared her ultimate nakedness with a man, another being.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Summer Quotes , Real Quotes
  • Khilte gulab ki tarah nayaab ho tum ♥

    chamakte chand ki tarah mehtab ho tum ♥

    na koi Duja tujh sa is jahan me koi ♥

    Har ada me la jawab ho tum ♥
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Hum chlormint kyon khaate
    Hai?
    Q ki
    5 STAR
    Dairymilk
    Perk
    Kitkat
    aur
    Munch
    50 paise me nahi ate hai!
    Ab dubara mat puchna..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Words, English words, are full of echoes, of memories, of associations. They have been out and about, on people's lips, in their houses, in the streets, in the fields, for so many centuries. And that is one of the chief difficulties in writing them today -- that they are stored with other meanings, with other memories, and they have contracted so many famous marriages in the past.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Virginia Woolf Quotes , Marriage Quotes , Memories Quotes