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Great oaks grow from little acorns. He has a green thumb. He has green fingers. He's sowing his wild oats. Here Ceres' gifts in waving prospect stand, And nodding tempt the joyful reaper's hand.

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Tags : Alexander Pope Quotes , Oats Quotes , Hands Quotes

I insist on the dignity and God- given potential and work of every child, regardless of race or gender or sexual orientation or what zip code they were born in.

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Children Quotes , Race Quotes

Milne ki khushi hai ya
bichadne ka gum,
Ankhon mein aansu hai ya
udas hai ham,
Kaise kahain k kaisey hain
ham,
Bas itna samaj lena k tum bin
bohat akele hai ham,

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Asslam O Alaykum
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Eid - Ul - Zuha Ka Chand MUBARAK HO APKO...

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Looking deeply at life as it is in this very moment, the meditator dwells in stability and freedom.

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Tags : Gautama Buddha Quotes , Spiritual Quotes , Moments Quotes

Pyaar wo hai jis mein sachaii saath ho
Saathi ki har baat ka eshsas ho
Uski har addaa par naaz ho sweet
Dur rehkar bhi pass hone ka eshaas ho

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Kise Khwab Ke Itni Aukat Nai Ke,

Jise Hum Dekhe Aur Wo Puri Na Ho.

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Tags : Whatsapp Status SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Justice is justice though it's always delayed and finally done only by mistake.

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Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Mistake Quotes , Justice Quotes

The pious sectarian is proud because he is confident of his right of possession in God. The man of devotion is meek because he is conscious of God's right of love over his life and soul.

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Tags : Rabindranath Tagore Quotes , Men Quotes , Soul Quotes

Meri Jholi main kuch alfaaz apni duaon ke daal de dost. .
kya pata, tere lab hilen, or meri taqdeer sawar jaye.
Dua ki darkhuwaast please pray for me.

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The friend is the person whom one is in need of and by whom one is needed.

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Tags : A. C. Benson Quotes , Needs Quotes , Needed Quotes

पठान खाँसी की दवाई लेने डॉक्टर के पास गया।
डॉक्टर: यह दवाई 2 चम्मच सुबह, 2 चम्मच दोपहर और 2 चम्मच रात को 3 दिन तक लेना।
पठान: अपना दवाई अपने पास रखो, ऐसे तो हमारे घर के सारे चम्मच ही खत्म हो जायेंगे।

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Khyalo Mein Wahi, Sapno Mein
Wahi, Lekin Unki Yaado Mein
Hum The Hee Nahi, Hum Jaagte
Rahe Duniya Soti Rahi, Ek Baarish
Hee Thi, Jo Humare Sath Roti Rahi.

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I write as straight as I can, just as I walk as straight as I can, because that is the best way to get there.

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Tags : H. G. Wells Quotes , Writing Quotes , Way Quotes

WIDOW, n. A pathetic figure that the Christian world has agreed to take humorously, although Christ's tenderness towards widows was one of the most marked features of his character.

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Christian Quotes , Character Quotes

Yaad mein teri aahe bharta hai koi,,

Har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi..

Maut to aisi cheez hai jisko aana hi hai,,

Lakin..

Teri judai mein har roz marta hai koi..

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One of the things that I've urged the president-elect to do is to develop a strong working relationship with the intelligence community and I think it's important that Congress, on a bipartisan basis.

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Strong Quotes , Thinking Quotes

Chhupa Lu Iss Tarah Tujhe Apni Baahon Me,
Ke Hawaa Bhi Guzarne Ki Ijaazat Maangey…
Ho Jaun Itna Madhosh Tere Pyar Me,
Ke Hosh Bhi Aane Ki Ijaazat Maange…

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hum ko kisake gham ne mara ye kahani phir sahi
kis ne toda dil hamara ye kahani phir sahi
dil ke lutane ka sabab pucho na sab ke samane
naam aayega tumhara ye kahani phir sahi
nafaraton ke tir kha kar doston ke shahar mein
hum ne kis kis ko pukara ye kahani phir sahi
kya batayen pyar ke bazi wafa ke rah mein
kon jeeta kon hara ye kahani phir sahi

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Among fifty percent of your married couples, the husband worries very little about what his wife is doing, provided she is doing all he wishes.

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Tags : Honore De Balzac Quotes , Couple Quotes , Husband Quotes