Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Words From My Heart:

I Like To Be With U..
If U Are Happy With My Presence..
And
Also I Like To Be Alone..
If U Are More Happier In My Absence..!

9 years ago

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I hope baseball doesn't get to the point where everyone's saying, 'He takes it [steroids]. He takes it. He takes it!' because not all of us do. I've been big my whole life, and I'll always be big. That's all natural.

5 years ago

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Tags : Adam Dunn Quotes , Baseball Quotes , Natural Quotes

I like Australia less and less. The hateful newness, the democratic conceit, every man a little pope of perfection.

5 years ago

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Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Men Quotes , Australia Quotes

The dumbest reason in the world to buy a stock is because it's going up.

5 years ago

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Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , World Quotes

The damned cats like pushing the reset button on my computer.

5 years ago

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Tags : Adam Rifkin Quotes , Cat Quotes , Reset Button Quotes

To sentence a man of true genius, to the drudgery of a school is to put a racehorse on a treadmill.

5 years ago

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Tags : Samuel Taylor Coleridge Quotes , School Quotes , Men Quotes

We ought to be using nuclear power. It's a renewable source of energy.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Nuclear Quotes , Energy Quotes

आज सोचा जिंन्दा हुँ तो घूम लूँ
मरने के बाद तो भटकना ही है

9 years ago

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Tags : Whatsapp Status SMS

We cannot employ the mind to advantage when we are filled with excessive food and drink.

5 years ago

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Tags : Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes , Cooking Quotes , Mind Quotes

Kuch rishtay RAB banata hai,
Kuch rishtay LOG banate hain,
Par kuch log bina kisi rishtey ke rishtey nibhat
hai sayad wo hi DOST kehlate hain.........

9 years ago

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Tags : Friendship SMS

चुपचाप चल रहे थे.. हम अपनी मंजिल की तरफ.. फिर रस्ते में एक ठेका पड़ा.. और हम गुमराह हो गए।

9 years ago

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Tags : Whatsapp Status SMS

♥Gf- m just too fed up frm our daily fights i jst wanna breakup wid u . Bf-ok bt first take dis chocolate . Gf-awwww so u dnt want me to go, mana rhe ho mujhe choclate deke :) . Bf-nahi meri maa kehti hai kuch shubh kaam krne se pehle muh meetha krlena chaHiYe ;)

9 years ago

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Zindgi Ka Har Zakham Uske Meharbani Hai..
Mere Zindgi To Ek Adhuri Kahni Hai....
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Chahta To Mita Deta har Dard Ko...
Mgr Yeh dard He To Uske Aakhri Nishni Hai....!

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

People look for the perfect person to love,
But they fail to realize
That a person becomes perfect,
Wen we begin to love them sincerely...
"Strange but true"

9 years ago

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Tags : Nice Sayings SMS

Watan Hamara Aise Na Chhor Paaye Koi, Rishta Hamara Aise Na Tod Paaye Koi, Dil Hamare Ek Hai Ek Hai Hamari Jaan, Hindustan Hamara Hai Hm Hai Iski Shaan. Vande Mataram

9 years ago

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Tags : Independence Day SMS , Desh Bhakti SMS

Saath Chhodne Wale Ko To Sirf Ek Bahana Chahiye.
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Ye Dost
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Warna Nibhane Wala To,
Maut Ke Darwaje Taq Saath Nahi Chhodte...?

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

Santa-Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid
Banta- Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai..
Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hoti.

9 years ago

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Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Yeats was the greatest poet of our times . . . certainly the greatest in this language, and so far as I am able to judge, in any language.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Time Quotes , Judging Quotes

Zindagi Jb bhi Rulane Lge!
Aap itna Muskurao ki Dard bhi sharmane Lge!
Nikle N Aansu Aankho se Aapke kabhi!
Aur kismat bhi Mjbur hokar Aapko Hsane Lge....

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Har duaa kubul nhi hoti,
Har aarzo puri nhi hoti.
Jiske paas bp jesaa dost ho Unke liye dhadkano jaruri nhi hoti.

9 years ago

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Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS , New Whatsapp Status