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... for those of us who lived through these events, the only marker we'll ever need is the tick of a clock at the 46th minute of the eighth hour of the 11th day.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , September 11 Quotes , Events Quotes

Tu agar paas bhi ho to dil beqarar apna hai
ke humko tera nahin intezar apna hai
mile koi bhi tera zikr cheddete hain
ke jaise saara jahaan arazdar apna hai
wo dur ho to baja tark-e-dosti ka khayal
wo samne ho to kab ikhtiyar apna hai
zamane bhar ke dukhon kolaga liya dil se
is aasre pe ke ik ghamgusar apna hai
raahat-e-jaan bhi vahi haikya kije
wo jiske haath se sinaafigaarapna hai.

10 years ago

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We must not make a scarecrow of the law, Setting it up to fear the birds of prey, And let it keep one shape till custom make it Their perch, and not their terror.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Law Quotes , Bird Quotes

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

10 years ago

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Khamosh Se Tum Rehne Lage Ho
Intezaar Kisika Karne Lage Ho ?
Yakinan Kisise Hui Hai Mohabbat
Bina Baat Ke Hi Muskurane Lage Ho…

10 years ago

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[Newton wrote to Halley ... that he would not give Hooke any credit] That, alas, is vanity. You find it in so many scientists. You know, it has always hurt me to think that Galileo did not acknowledge the work of Kepler.

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Hurt Quotes , Science Quotes

Never be afraid to ask for too much when selling or offer too little when buying.

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Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Littles Quotes , Too Much Quotes

Koi kehta hai pyar nasha ban jata hai
koi kehta hai pyar saza ban jata hai
Par pyar karo agar sachhe dil se
to pyar jine ki wajah ban jata hai.

10 years ago

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Hamne chaha bahut unko.. pr wo nadan hame samaj na sake..
gher ko apna bnate-bnate... hm apno se door ho gaye...! R.S.

10 years ago

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Victory is plesant, not only to those who love to conquer, bot to all; for there is produced an idea of superiority, which all with more or less eagerness desire.

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Tags : Aristotle Quotes , Pride Quotes , Ideas Quotes

Hanste Hain Yun Hans Kar,
Rula Jate Hein Log,
Milte Hain Yunhi Mil Kar,
Juda Ho Jate Hein Log,
Pal Do Pal Ki Mohabbat Ko
Umar Ka Saath Samjhna,
Mohabbat Bi Karte Hain Or
Khafa Bhi Ho Jate Hain Log,
Naseeb Mein Pyar Na Tha,
Jo Mujhe Mila Hi Nahi,
Kr K

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Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain,
Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain,
Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain,
Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain..
Khan.

10 years ago

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Sham Dhali, Raat Aayi Dil
Dhadka Fir Tumhari Yaad
Aayi, Aankho Ne Mehsus Kiya
Us Hawa Ko Jo Tumhe Chukar
Hamare Pass Aayi. Miss U

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He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions.

5 years ago

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Tags : Confucius Quotes , Life Quotes , Wisdom Quotes

[With Donald Trump] we are moving into an era where a lot of people get their information through tweets and sound bites and some headline that comes over their phone.

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Moving Quotes , Phones Quotes

The fashion of the world is to avoid cost, and you encounter it.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Fashion Quotes , Encounters Quotes

Everyone is really afraid of getting out there and not being good. That's the challenge: To be afraid and know people are staring at you and know you might not do all that well, but you do it anyway. What singles out the successful athlete from the ones who never make it past a plateau, it that successful athletes risk failure, even though they are terrified.

6 years ago

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Tags : Aimee Mullins Quotes , Softball Quotes , Sports Quotes

Bhar Aayi Meri Aankhen Jab Uska Naam Aaya
Ishq Nakam Sahi Phir Bhi Bahut Kaam Aaya…
Hamne Mohabbat Me Aisi Bhi Guzaari Raatein
Jab Tak Aansu Na Bahe Dil Ko Na Aaraam Aaya……

10 years ago

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The wounded surgeon plies the steel That questions the distempered part; Beneath the bleeding hands we feel The sharp compassion of the healer's art Resolving the enigma of the fever chart.

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Art Quotes , Compassion Quotes

Jab Aapka Naam Juban Par Aata Hai
Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskarata Hai
Tasalli Hoti Hai Mann Ko Koi To Hai Aapna
Jo Haste Hue Har Waqkt Yaad Aata Hai.

10 years ago

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