Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

So Nature deals with us, and takes away Our playthings one by one, and by the hand Leads us to rest so gently, that we go, Scarce knowing if we wish to go or stay, Being too full of sleep to understand How far the unknown transcends the what we know.

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Tags : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes , Nature Quotes , Sleep Quotes

SPECIAL GIFT ON SPECIAL TEDDY BEAR DAY…
FOR SPECIAL SOME ONE ….
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( ‘ o ‘ )
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(”’)-(”’)
HAPPY TEDDY BEAR DAY 2U…

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Tags : Valentine Day Messages

Each according to his own way of seeing things, seek one goal, that is gratification.

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Tags : Immanuel Kant Quotes , Goal Quotes , Way Quotes

I am not bound over to swear allegiance to any master; where the storm drives me I turn in for shelter.

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Tags : Horace Quotes , Loyalty Quotes , Storm Quotes

There are differences between us. But it doesn't make sense to emphasize that, because my future and yours is connected with everyone else's. So we have to take seriously our concern for all of humanity. When we focus on our individuality, humanity inevitably suffers. And once humanity suffers, each one of us will also suffer.

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Tags : Dalai Lama Quotes , Differences Quotes , Focus Quotes

Din Beeta Andhera Hua,
Ghadi Ki Suiya Sarkane Lagi,
Naya Saal Aate Hi,
Aapke Ghar Khusiya Barsane Lagi,
Naye Varsh Ke Subh Avsar Par,
Dil Se Dua Hajar Mile,
Tum Mujhe Milo Miliniyam,
Mujhko Tumhara Pyar Mile…

_~_happy New Year _~_
_~_ -2015- _~_

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Tags : New Year SMS

If you look at the discourse before the revolution, whether it is the left communist, whether it is the right secularist...the entirety of this discourse was such that it encouraged the kind of ascendancy for a man like Ayatollah Khomeini.

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Tags : Akbar Ganji Quotes , Men Quotes , Revolution Quotes

Jab bhi khayal aaya to aapka aaya.
Aakhen band kiya to khayal aapka aaya.
Socha yaad karlu bhagwan ko ek pal.
Par hoth khola to naam aapka aaya.

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Friends are:
F: Fabulous
R: Real
I: Impeccable
E: Everlasting
N: Necessary
D: Delectable and
S:
Spicy...

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Kiss the feet of Popes provided their hands are tied.

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Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , Kissing Quotes , Hands Quotes

Wakil Sahab Apne Ladke Ko Kaabil Insaan Bnane Ke Liye,

Use Juth Bolna Sikha Rahe The.

Ek Din Apne Lakde Ki Pariksha Lene Ki Garj Se Unhone Kaha,

Beta Agar Meri Baat Khtam Hote Hi,

Tum Koi Juth Bologe To Mein Tumhe 5 Ruppe Dunga!

Ladka- Lekin Abhi Abhi To Aapne 500 Ruppe Dene Ki Baat Kahi Thi.
:grimacing::smiley::smiley::smiley::grimacing:

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Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

A gentleman wishes to be slow to speak and quick to act.

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Tags : Confucius Quotes , Gentleman Quotes , Wish Quotes

[Freud's] sense of reality is less clouded by wishful thinking than is the case with other people and [he combines] the qualities of critical judgment, earnestness and responsibility.

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Responsibility Quotes , Reality Quotes

If you've made up your mind you can do something, you're absolutely RIGHT.

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Tags : Woodrow Wilson Quotes , Mind Quotes , Made Quotes

Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो
Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा हो जाता है.
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Wife: तुम्हे पता है कि में तुम्हे "जान" क्यों बोलती हूँ
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Hubby: नहीं.. बताओ
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Wife: "जानवर" लम्बा हो जाता है इसलिए सिर्फ "जान" बोल देती हूँ...

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Temperance is a disposition that restrains our desires for things which it is base to desire.

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Tags : Saint Augustine Quotes , Desire Quotes , Disposition Quotes

Girl- tum bohot besharam hO :@
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Boy- wo to main bachpan se hi hu
main to paida bhi nanga hi hua
tha
Boys always rock...thoko like :-D ;-)

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There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.

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Tags : Muhammad Ali Quotes , Retirement Quotes , Greatness Quotes

India में बीमारी ठीक होने का श्रेय डॉ को नहीं रुपयों को जाता है...

दो हजार रुपए लगे जब जाके ठीक हुआ...

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Kise Khabar Thi Apna Aisa Muqaddar Hoga,
Voh Phoolon Ka Badan Chttaan Ka Pathar Hoga.
Shabnam Samjhate The Jise Vahi Shola Nikla,
Kya Maloom Tha, Voh Devta Bhi Sitamgar Hoga.

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Tags : Love Quotes SMS