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  • BF: i want 2 kiss u
    GF:no!! pregnant ho jaungi
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    BF: kiss se pregnant !!
    GF: Kyunki mai jab ek
    baar shuru hoti hoon...
    phir mai khud
    ki bhi nhi
    sunti.....Lolzzz
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • People read a lot of stories about witches, fairies, paranormals, and children possessed by evil spirits. They go to films showing rituals featuring pentagrams, swords, and invocations. That's fine, people need to give free reign to their imagination and to go through certain stages. Anyone who gets through those stages without being deceived will eventually get in touch with the Tradition.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Children Quotes , Imagination Quotes
  • Everyone is sort of in their own little area counting lines and no one talks when film's not rolling. There's constantly actors coming to me back behind the monitor screaming at me, "Why did my line count drop?" It's a nasty tense environment.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam McKay Quotes , Rolling Quotes , Actors Quotes
  • Aye Khuda Jab Bhi Tera Aasman Dekhti hoon...
    Uss Me Bassa Ek Jahan Dekhti Hoon...
    Naa jane Kitne Jahanon KI Sair Karti Hoon...
    Khol K Jab Tera Quran Dekhti hoon...
    Tere Ehsaan Kitne Hain Bandon Pe Tere...
    Jab Bhi Surah Rehman Dekhti Hoon...
    Tu Kehta Hai Rag-E-Jaan Se Bhi Hoon Mein Qareeb...
    Phir Pareshan Kyun Aaj Ka Insaan Dekhti hoon...
    Uski Rehmat Se Kabhi Mayoos Na Hona Aye Dost...
    Tujh Pe Mein Uski Rehmat Ke Nishan Dekhti hoon...
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Bahane bahane se aapki baat karte hai,har pal
    aapko mehsus karte hai.Itni baar to aap saans
    bhi nahi lete honge,jitni baar hum aaapko yaad
    karte hai! Happy valentine day!
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Valentine Day Messages
  • Marriage is that relation between man
    and women in which the
    Independence is Equal,
    the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal.
    Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Anniversary SMS
  • Ek Teacher Bache Ka Lunch Kha Gaya

    Sir-Beta Ghar Ja K Mera Naam To Nahi Bataoge

    Bacha-Nahi Sir, Mai Mummy Se Kahunga K Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Tu Chand Aur Main Sitara Hota,
    Aasmaan Mein Ek Aashiyana Humara Hota,
    Log Tumhe Door Se Dekhte,
    Nazdik Se Dekhne Ka Hak Bas Humara Hota,
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Rooh ko tadpa rahi hai apki yaad,
    Dard ban kar chha rahi hai apki yaad,
    Har pal saath chalti hai parchhai ban kar,
    Rote Rote aa rahi hai apki yaad,
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Miss You SMS