Bhai Suna Ki Kal Raat 4 Gundo Ne
Aapki Kanpati Pe Gun Rakh Ke Pucha-
Goli Maru
Ya G@@nd?
.
.
.
Aaj Aap Ko Whatsapp Pr Online Dekh
Ke Khushi Ho Rahi Hai.
Good Decision..!!!
Teacher: Tum Late Kion Aye Ho? Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahy Thay Eslie Teacher:Wo Lar Rahay Thay Tu Tum Kion Late Aye Student: Mera Ek Joota Ammi Ke Pas Tha Owr Ek Abbu Ke Pas :joy::smile::smiley::grinning::blush:
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte
hai,
Ek bottal Tum khatam kare ek hum
khatam karte hai…
लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है.... :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Roy Movie Jokes
Aaj release ho rahi hai...... ROY
Kal hai valentines which is known by every girl and...... BOY
Parso hai Ind vs Pak match which will bring for everyone entertainment and........ JOY
Kabhi kabhi aata hai aisa weekend to .........ENJOY
Phir narso aa jaayega monday.......hey prabhu aavu kem ........HOY
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Good one
To all my married friends and dear once....
This valentine 14 feb 2015 (Saturday) make sure u treat ur wife well, take her to a movie, then to a 5 star �� dinner and generally keep her happy
So that on 15 Feb 2015 (Sunday)
she gives u the control of the TV remote, so u can watch India Pakistan match peacefully ������
*Sends a flying kiss*
*Runs to the other side*
*catches the flying kiss*
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2 min silence for the boys who gifted
costly teddy bears of like 900-1000rs to
their crush and are still single. xD
aur banlo romeo bc.
लड़कियो :princess: को Facebook पर 1000 Followers :busts_in_silhouette: चाहिए और Reality में एक कुत्ता :monkey_face: भी Follow करले तो मम्मी_मम्मी :cold_sweat: चिल्ला कर भागती है
1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. .
.
Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki
Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai
.
Boy :- Hi..
Girl :- Hi..
Boy :- How are you?
Girl :- I am Fi9 and you?
Boy :- Me too Fi9..
.
Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha
Girl :- Haan Bolo......
Boy:-I likeu do u like me
Girl:- yes, no, yes, no....
Boy:- I Love You Very Much..
You are MyWorld.
Girl :- sorry I hate u u u u
Ladka Rone lagta hai aur
wahan se chala jaata hai...
.
Ladki Use Ignore Karke 2 dino baad
Study ke liye wahan se Lahore Chali jaati hai..
.
Ladka Uski Yaad me man hi man me udaas Rahne laga,
.
par duniya ke samne joothi muskan
liye man hi man me us ladki ki yadme
hi rahata tha, 24 Hours us ladki ki yaado me duba rehta..
.
1 Din uska friend uske ghar aata hai.
Jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke
haalat us ladki ke na kaaran ke waja se hui to usne usse puchha
.
Frnd :-"Jab Wo TumHe PyaR Nahi Karti
to tum use kyu pyar karta hai?
tumhe world me aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi.
.
"Tab Ladke Ne Jo Answer Diya,
Usse uski frnd Ki aankhe niche ho gayi..
Ladke Ne Bola :-
.
"HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI
MAGAR
KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HI ASLI PYAR HAI.