तिजोरी पर लिखा था- तोड़ने की जरूरत नहीं, बटन दबाओ खुल जाएगी।' . . बटन दबाते ही पुलिस आ गई. . पुलिसः तुम्हें अपनी सफाई में कुछ कहना है? :unamused::unamused: , , , , , चोरः मां कसम, आज इंसानियत पर से विश्वास उठ गया! :cry::cry: :joy::joy::joy:
Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,
K,
Achanak Jija ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"
Ki Tarah Guzaaren"
Sali sharmate hue boli:
"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"
Jija:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"
Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai.
Meanwhile ....
Aliya bhat ne Shikhar dhavan ki half
century k liye David dhavan ko badhayi di...��������������
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Meanwhile,
Alia bhatt called Salman Khan nd said,
"Yeh aapka bhai sohail Khan Pakistan me se kyu khela ?.."
Azhar - 62
Sehwag - 60
Virat - 52
Jayasuriya - 48 in
Lara - 45
Boucher - 44
Afridi - 37
Anderson - 36
Ab devillers- 31
And
Dhritharashtra - 2
Samaz me aye to share karo baba !!
फूल इसलिए अच्छे,
की खुश्बू का पैगाम देते है।
कांटे इसलिए अच्छे,
की दामन थाम लेते है।
दोस्त इसलिए अच्छे,
कि वो मुझ पर जान देते है।
और दुश्मनों को,
कैसे ख़राब कह दूँ।
वो ही तो है,
जो हर महफ़िल में मेरा नाम लेते है !
Kid:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta hun.......
Dad:- bolo.
Kid:- Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam se 5 Fake ID banayi hain.
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Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas... lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??.
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Kid:- dad aap jis Pinky Sharma ko ek mahine se patane ki try kar rahe ho wo meri hi fake id hai
If Electricity Goes In America
They Call The Power Station..
In Japan They Test The Fuse
But
In India They Check The Neighbours
House..
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"Sab Ki Gayi Hai Na, Fir Thik Hai"
Latest ek dum Gareeb joke
Teacher To Boy: nalayak
Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath
Itni
Baate Kyu Karta Hai?
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Boy: Sir Mai Garib Hu.! Mere Mobile
me Whatsappp Nahi Hai.......
Gaanv Ke Ek Church Ke Gate Pe Likha Tha: “Jo Paap Kar Ke Thak Gaye Hai Wo Meri Sharan Main Aajao”
Ek Din Waha Se Ek Callgirl Nikli Aur Usne Wo Padha.
Agle Din Usne Apna Mob No. Us Sentence Ke Niche Likh Ke Ek Line Aur Add Kar Di
“Jo Abhi Na Thake Ho Wo Meri Sharan Main Aajao“
Ek-kiss ke baad kya hota hai?
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!socho,
!!Sharmao mat!
!Kya hota hai bola na?
!!Its easy
Ek-kiss (21) ke baad
Baa-iss (22) hota hai,!
!Padhai par dhyan do ROMANCE par nahi.
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?
Give It Another Try….
OK… Here You Go… Hope You Didn’t Cheat.
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Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at
the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be
the same word.
Did you figure it out?
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