આપડે તો :comet:ચાર ચાર :comet:#બંગડી વાળી:oncoming_automobile: ગાડી ના જોઇયે #વાલા આપડે સાત સાત જન્મો સુધી :two_men_holding_hands::walking:#ભાઈબંધો નો #સાથ જોઇયે.. #દોસ્ત:two_men_holding_hands:... અજબ જાદુ:part_alternation_mark: છે તારા માં,,, તું પૂછે મને... " મજામાં:interrobang: ? " ને બધું #દુ:ખ ગાયબ થઇ જાય હવા માં...!!!
Old is gold
THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF MEN..
1. THE EUROPEANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most.
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2 THE AMERICANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their girlfrnd the most.
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3. THE INDIANS
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds but they love their mother the most..
Jai mata di.
Ek Line Jo Ladkiyo or Ladko Ka Dil Raat Ko 2 Bajay Bhi Tod Sakti Hai
"The Number U Have Dialed is Busy on Another Call, Please Try Again Later Agree ??
1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya..
1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega..
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Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!
चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:.. पर संदेह नहीं करते........ कभी भी Top कर सकते हैं , सिर्फ मस्तानी :woman:बीच मे नहीं , आनी चाहिये..
हमसे जरा सोच समझ कर पंगा :muscle:???? लेना मेरे दोस्त क्योंकि, समुन्द्र की लहर :ocean: और तेरे भाई की कहर :imp: दोनों ही जानलेवा होती है…. :sunglasses:
Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai
Her dad : Tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakte..
Me: Agar itni hugti hai to rehne do tongue emoticon tongue emoticon
Zindgi 1 Railway Station ki tarah hai.
Pyar 1 Train hai jo aati hai aur Chali
Jaati hai.
Dosti Enquiry Counter hai jo Hamesha
kehti hai MAY I HELP U.....
English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
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Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
फेसबुक: – मैं सबको जानता हूं गूगल: – मेरे पास सब कुछ है व्हाट्सएप्प:- मै सब की जान हूँ:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: इंटरनेट: – मेरे बिना तुम सब कुछ नहीं! चार्जर : – आवाज नीचे!