Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye;
Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye;
Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath;
Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye;
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Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook...
Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
Wife : मेहमान आ रहे हैं और घर में दाल के सिवाय कुछ बना नहीं है.
Husband : जब वे आएं तो Kitchen में एक बर्तन गिरा देना, और जब मैं पूछूं तो कहना कि कोरमा गिर गया ! फिर दूसरा बर्तन गिराना और कहना बिरयानी भी गिर गई !! फिर मैं कहूंगा चलो दाल ही ले आओ..:v::sunglasses:
मेहमानों के आने के बाद बर्तन गिरने की आवाज़ आई,
Husband : क्या हुआ ??
Wife : भंगड़ा पा ले कंजरा.. दाल ही गिर गई !! :scream::see_no_evil:
प्लेन में 4 से 5 ड्रिंक लेने के बाद...
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ब्रिटिश- मैं अब सोना चाहता हूँ
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अमेरिकन - मैं अब इन्टरनेट पर अपना काम करूंगा ।
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जर्मन - मैं फिल्म देखूँगा ।
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चीनी - मैं गाने सुनूंगा ।
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INDIAN - हट जाओ अब भाई प्लेन उड़ाएगा ✈
V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,
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Stop smiling
Its Childhood...
A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist, looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide." The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?" The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband." The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed, "Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License! They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!" The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife. The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."
This is real story from Delhi.
Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the…
Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya.
Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi…
Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi..
Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar
To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! :-D
whatsapp funny jokes love
Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya :
Heads aya
to sona hai,
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Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,..
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Khada raha to gane sunuga,..
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Agar hawa me raha..
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To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga...
Students Thoko Likes..
Universally True :-
The only 3 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does
EXACTLY as he says is a....
TAILOR, PHOTOGRAPHER & BEAUTICIANS
Baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti. ������
Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without
Touching You..
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Girl: You Cant
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Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 Ki? . Girl: Ok .
Boy Tightly Kissed Her
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Girl: Hey You Touched Me .
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Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupye Roti Kyun Hai... .����
Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao..
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Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann
laga rahega . .
Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi
hota koi sharif b hota hai ..
Ladki wale –
Hamein aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho.
Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le.
Pandit –
Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hi milega..!!
Sare ladko se puchho to wo kahenge ki
I am single
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aur agar kisi ladki se pucho to kahengi.
I have a bf
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mujhe ye nhi samjh aa raha hai ki
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jab sare ladke single hai
to
ladkiya kya bandro se set ho rahi hai
In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother
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But
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Brother Never Support Sister.
You Know Why ?
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Because Sister Know What Love
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And
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Brother Knows What Boys Are...