Whatsapp Funny Jokes

स्कूल !!!! वो जगह है जहाँ इंसान पहली बार आने पर जितना रोता है उससे कहीं ज्यादा वहाँ से आखिरी बार निकलने पर रोता है

10 years ago

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Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .

10 years ago

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Teacher : Batao India me sabse jayda baarish kaha girti he. ??? Badi der sochne k baad Golu ne jawab diya: Zameen par.

10 years ago

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1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE 2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE 3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE 4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE 5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................

10 years ago

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@SatyendrSharma: Larkiyo Ke Scooty Me Chahe 2 Ki Jagah 10 Brake Hi Kyo Na Laga Do . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rokti Hamesa Pairo Se Hi Hai :P :D :D Comment below if you agree?

10 years ago

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1 Bacha Bohat Der Se Ro Raha Tha Maa Ne Pocha Mere Laal Ko Kya Chahiye Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk Bachcha: Bas Ek Sanam Chahie Aashqi Ke Liye..!! :

10 years ago

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Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody u care.... Atleast once daily ....

10 years ago

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Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega..?? . 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha... . 3. Madam I was asking for the eraser.. . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha . 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha..?? . 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete.. . 7. Lag gayi bhai aaj . 8. Paper kisne set kiya hai.?? . 9. Paper kaisa tha..?? . 10. Dheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth... han abb dikhayi dee raha hai.. . And The Famous one . 11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam.. next tym acche se padhayi karunga....

10 years ago

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Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..

10 years ago

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3 young Ladies proposed a MAN.. .. He had to choose one of them.. .. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend... . . . . . . 1st bought make up stuff& new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him.. .. 2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes& said she wanted him to look good.. .. 3rd one invested the money, Got profit &returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future.. . . Finally MAN decided to marry . . . . . . . . The first women because.. . . . . . . . . She was looking damn beautiful .... . . ...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.

10 years ago

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Papa- Aage kya karna hai..?? Honhar Beta: Bas, 10th me 97% Aa Jaye, to 2 Saal ki Tutions & then IIT, Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat karke IIM me Jaunga, 20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat ke liye!! . . Nalayak Beta: Bas Iss Baar 10th Ho Jaye to Roadies se Bike Jeet ke launga, Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu! Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character Certificate! Achi Nikli to Theek, Nahi to Kahaani Repeat!!! :-D

10 years ago

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સિટિબસમાં એક બેન નાના છોકરાને કહેતા હતા ,'શીરો ખાઈશ કે બાજુમાં બેઠા કાકાને આપું ?? 'આવું 3 વાર બોલ્યા પછી કાકા બોલ્યા ...બેન, મને આપવો હોય તો આપી દો ને !મારે ઉતરવાનું હતું એ સ્ટેશન પણ જતું રહ્યું:weary::rofl::rofl:

7 years ago

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kissing a girl on her fore head is respect, . . kissing a girl on her cheek is care, . . kissing a girl on her eyesis care & love, . . kissing a girl on her lips is love, . . but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend ??? . . HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG .....

10 years ago

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Neil Armstrong landed on moon & found 2 men already there..... . . . . . . He asked: "Who are you ?? . . . . . . . . They replied : " Cameraman Praful k sath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.

10 years ago

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Boy:Kaha se ho? Girl:Kolkata Boy:Arre waha meri didi rethi hai Girl:Wah!kaunsa area? Boy:Nai malum Girl:Name Boy:Mamta Banerjee *Blocked*

10 years ago

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लड़केवाले - क्या क्या बना लेती है आप की बेटी....?

लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है....
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9 years ago

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Boy : pen hai? Girl : nahi hai. Boy : pen hai Pen ? Girl : kaha na nahi he.. (thori Dare Bad) Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ? Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar Faad Dungi... Boy : Hathora hai ? Girl : nahi... Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen??

10 years ago

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लड़की वाले:- लड़का शराब पीता है...? लड़के वाले- जी..बिलकुल पीता है...और रोज़ पीता है... लड़की वाले:- इसका मतलब अच्छा कमाता है.... .हमारी तरफ से ये रिश्ता पक्का... रिश्ता वही....सोच नयी...!!!!

10 years ago

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जब भी किसी दूल्हे की बारात देखता हूं...
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तो मुझे "जीसस
काइस्ट्र" के अन्तिम वचन याद आते हैं...
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"हे ईश्वर... इसे क्षमा करना...
ये नही जानता... ये क्या करने जा रहा है..!!"
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9 years ago

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Alia Bhatt goes to the dentist. Dentist: yes Alia what can I do for you. Alia: Doctor my bluetooth is not working. Can you fix it...!!!

10 years ago

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