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  • Johnny Is 33 Years Old And He Is Still Single. One Day A Friend Asked, "Why Aren't You Married? Can't You Find A Woman Who Will Be A Good Wife?"
    Johnny Replied, "Actually, I've Found Many Women I Wanted To Marry, But When I Bring Them Home To Meet My Parents, My Mother Doesn't Like Them."
    His Friend Thinks For A Moment And Says, "I've Got The Perfect Solution, Just Find A Girl Who's Just Like Your Mother."
    A Few Months Later They Meet Again And His Friend Says, "Did You Find The Perfect Girl? Did Your Mother Like Her?" With A Frown On His Face,
    Johnny Answers, "Yes, I Found The Perfect Girl. She Was Just Like My Mother. You Were Right, My Mother Liked Her Very Much."
    The Friend Said, "Then What's The Problem?"
    Johnny Replied, "My Father Doesn't Like Her."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : English Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Family Jokes
  • एक शराबी:beers: छत पे से नीचे गिर गया.

    सब लोग आए और पूछने लगे के क्या हुआ??:question:

    शराबी –
    “पता नही भाई…..:bangbang:
    मे भी जस्ट अभी नीचे आया हूं “
    :wink::stuck_out_tongue::grin::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sharabi Jokes Sms , Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ladki wale:- Beta-drink karte ho ? Ladka: haan Ji ! Cigarette ? : haan ji Jua/satta ? : Haan ji Danga-fasad ? : Haan Ji Sari negative baatain hain !! kuch +ve baat hai kya ? . . . . . . . Ladka: haa ji HIV + .. Just for fun !!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Good 1 Ladki Roz Subah 10 Baje Ped Ki Dal Pe Baith Jati,aur sham ko 5 Baje Utar Jati. . . . pucho kyu? . . MBA Karke Pagal ho Gayi Thi,Khud Ko Branch Manager Samajti thi..!!!��
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu . . Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ?? . . . . Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER .. yOu Shut up
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge... "Hmne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • The Man Approached The Very Beautiful Woman:princess: In The Large Supermarket And Asked,
    “You Know, I’ve Lost My Wife Here In The Supermarket. Can You Talk To Me For A Couple Of Minutes?”
    “Why?” :flushed:
    “Because Every Time I Talk To A Beautiful Woman My Wife Appears Out Of Nowhere.”
    :grinning::joy::grinning::joy::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • One of d bst msg Evry1 will agree..!! . . When u r happy u enjoy the music . . But . . When u r sad U understand the lyrics...!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy: Hey..! I like U. Meri GF Banogi..? . . . Girl: Hmm..! Give Me Ur Number, Jab Current BF Se Break-up Hoga To Miss Call Kar Dungi..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • संजू ऑटो में सफ़र कर रहा था,
    ऑटो वाला:- 30 रूपये हुए साहब, संजू ने
    उसे 15 रुपये दिये,
    ऑटो वाला:- ये तो आधा है साहब… :rage::rage:
    संजू:- हाँ तो, तू भी तो बैठ के आया है,
    आधा तू दे…:joy: :joy: :joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • जिस:point_up: दिन मेरी:raising_hand: #Girlfriend:wink::heart_eyes: की
    # Entry:heart:
    होगी
    सबसे # पहले मेरे हाथ:wave: से चार # थप्पड़
    खाएगी
    पगली:information_desk_person: इतनी # Late #Entry
    मारती:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: है.../':hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes , New Whatsapp Status , Whatsapp Status
  • Kaminey Friends 4 Boys on bike.. . Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..?? . . Boys shocked . . . . . . Looks behind.. . . . . And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए, पापा- वेटर एक बियर
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • लेडी 1:relieved:: तुम्हारी बहु कैसी है ?
    लेडी 2:unamused:: बहु तो बहुत बुरी है,
    रोज लेट उठती है,
    मेरा बेटा उसके लिए चाय
    बनाता है, घर का कोई भी
    काम नहीं करती..
    और जब देखो मेरे बेटे से
    बाहर खाना खाने के लिए
    कहेती रहेती है !!
    लेडी 1:relieved:: और दामाद ?
    लेडी 2:wink:: दामाद तो फरिश्ता है.
    रोज सुबह मेरी बेटी को चाय
    बना के पिलाता है,
    उसे घर का कोई भी काम
    करने नहीं देता और अक्सर
    बाहर खाना खाने ले जाता है..
    ऐसा दामाद सबको मिले !!..
    :smiley: रिश्ता वही सोच नई !!
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS - Jokes SMS - Hindi Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • A boy had a crush on his classmate. . . . One fine day he proposed her. . . . . . But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. . . . . .... . .. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. . . . . . . Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and ... . . . writes in it . . . . . . . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . Four years passed, ... . . . . But..... . . . . the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . ..... . MORAL: boys never open their books.����
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो। पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो? भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • स्कूल !!!! वो जगह है जहाँ इंसान पहली बार आने पर जितना रोता है उससे कहीं ज्यादा वहाँ से आखिरी बार निकलने पर रोता है
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp Karne Se Sabse Jyada Time Waste Hota Hai.” To Aaj Se..... . . . . . . . . . Newspaper Band. Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai ....! Hit LIKE For Friendz
    • 10 years ago



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  • गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ… नदी में कूद सकती हूँ… लड़का:- लव यू जानू.. क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो… . . गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…
    • 10 years ago



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