OY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...!
GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya?
BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
Girl-Friend Ne Boyfriend Se Pyar Se
Kaha
Ladki: “Jaanu, Tum Mere Liye Kya
Kar Sakte Ho?”
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Ladka: “Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jaan”
Ladki: “Kya Mere Liye Chaand La
Sakte Ho?”
Ladka 2 Minute Bol Ke Kahi Gaya Aur
Kuch Chiz Apne Piche Chupa Ke Laya...
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Ladki Se Bola Ki Aankhein Band Karo,
Aur Wo Chiz Ladki Ke Haatho Mein De
Di
Aur Ladki Ko Kaha Ab Apni Aankhein
Kholo...
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Ladki Ki Aankho Mein Se Ansu Nikal
Aaye Vo Chiz Dekh Ke.
Kyunki Uske Haatho Mein Ek Aaina
(Sheesha) Tha,
Jisme Us Ladki Ka
Chehra Nazar Aa Raha Tha
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Ladki Ne Khush Hokar Boy-Friend Ko
Bola: “Awwwww… Tum Mujhe Chand
Samjhte Ho?”
Ladka: “Nahi, Main To Tumhe Sirf Ye
Samjha Raha Tha, Jis Muh Se Tumne
Chaand Manga Hai, Vo Thobda Kabhi
Sheeshe Mein Bhi Dekha Hai Ya Nahi
Student:" mujhe sanskrit sikha do
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Pandit:" kyon??
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Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai,
swarg me kaam ayegi..
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Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ?? .
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student:" Galiya dene mein toh PH.D ki hai.
श्याम का सर फट गया…!!! डॉक्टर: – ये कैसे हुआ…??? ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; श्याम: – मैं ईंट से पत्थर तोड़ रहा था, एक आदमी ने मुझसे कहा, “कभी खोपड़ी का इस्तेमाल भी कर लिया कर” :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha :-)
Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-*
Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha....
maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)
Pappu to his mom:"Mumma
mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me
mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se
tum mujhe mile..
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Pappu ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne
jakar dekha to usme 1
mendak tha..
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Pappu : gusse se "Dil toh
karta hai ki Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par
kya karu ??
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Aulad hai tu meri..
Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror - When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ??
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Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte..
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Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe
"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao
abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana
Rakha Hai.. ??
गर्लफ्रेंड : मैं अपना पर्स घर पर भूल आई, मुझे 1000 रुपये की जरूरत है। . . बॉयफ्रेंड : कर दी न छोटी बात, पगली यह ले... . . 10 रुपये। अभी रिक्शा करके घर जा और पर्स ले आ। गर्लफ्रेंड बेहोश :grinning::grinning: