Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha :-)
Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-*
Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha....
maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)
Student:" mujhe sanskrit sikha do
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Pandit:" kyon??
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Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai,
swarg me kaam ayegi..
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Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ?? .
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student:" Galiya dene mein toh PH.D ki hai.
Modern definition of
"Boyfriend"
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A person who has to-
like all the status and photos of his girlfriend,
no matter how bad they are....
Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।। डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए । ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।। :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:
गांव मे पत्नी पति को पीट रही थी पडोसी बोला : क्यों मार रही हो बेचारे को, पत्नी बोली : बेचारे नहीं हे ये…., इन्हें फ़ोन किया था तो एक लड़की बोली, जिस व्यक्ति से आप संपर्क करना चाहते हो वह अभी व्यस्त है…. :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smiley:
A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist, looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide." The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?" The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband." The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed, "Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License! They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!" The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife. The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."
"लड़की को बैंक की तरफ से कॉल आई । सेल्स वाला: हैलो मैडम, मैं ABC बैंक से बोल रहा हूँ, क्या आपको क्रेडिट कार्ड चाहिए? लड़की: जी नहीं, मेरे पास बॉयफ्रेंड है।"
Beta: "mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain?
Maa: "tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, larkiyan to bus larkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin, beta inse bach k rehna yeh bohat dhokebaaz hoti hain aur inka to khandan bhi...
Beta: "aisa kuch nahi hai woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage thi
1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya
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Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai"
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Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati
patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti
hai... .
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Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai
Par Laash ka kya kru ???????
After Exam:
1st Benchers:" Paper tough tha, par
95 to pakke hai,
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2nd Benchers:" Arey yaar ek question
to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
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3rd Benchers:" Pass ho jaunga bas
itna pata hai
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4th Benchers:" Waat lag gayi yaar mai
to pakka fail hu,
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Last benchers:" Abe sale Paper ko
maar goli, paas wali ladki pat gayi
yaar.
Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu… :-P
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Beta: Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa: Bilkul marte the
Beta: Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi..??
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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
“Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My Own Problems!” :-)
Ultimate Truth Of School Life..
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If A Girl Loves A Boy, No One Knows Except
The Girl..
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And If A boy loves A Girl, Everyone Knows
Except The Girl..
Kaminey Friends
4 Boys on bike..
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Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..??
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Boys shocked
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Looks behind..
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And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"