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  • One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyon Ko Jalebi Jaisi Kyun Kaha Jaata Hai? . . . . . . Kyunki Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahiho Sakti, Par Hoti Bhi Toh Bahut"sweet" Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha Bohat Der Se Ro Raha Tha Maa Ne Pocha Mere Laal Ko Kya Chahiye Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk Bachcha: Bas Ek Sanam Chahie Aashqi Ke Liye..!! :
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist,
    looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide."
    The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?"
    The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband."
    The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed,
    "Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License!
    They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!"
    The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife.
    The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife . . . . . . . . Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shaikh Apni Girl Friend Ke Sath Chips Kha Raha Tha Ke Achanak Ladki Ankhoon Main Ankhain Daal Kar Boli Tum Kya Feel Kar Rahe Ho, Shaikh "yahi Ke Tum Muj Se Zayada Chips Kha Rahi Ho"
    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::blush:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Dear Men, A woman who loves you truly will never ask you to buy her expensive gifts or take her to expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a promise to bring her a world of luxuries... She just wants your love, care and attention.. She wants you to spend a lot of quality time with her.. and appreciate her for all that she does for you out of love and affection.. Every woman is unique in her own way..
    • 10 years ago



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  • जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट
    हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!!
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    पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….???
    बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Dusre Din >>> Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Teesre Din >>> Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..! Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..? Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai..! Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • TrUe fact..... jis umar me hamare daant tootthe the . . . . . . aaj kal ke baccho ke . . . . . us umar me dil toot jaate hai.... agree ?????
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Girl to recharge vala Girl - 10 Rs ka recharge kr do . . . . Recharge wala-Mam 10Rs mesirf 7 rs milenge . . . . . . . . . . Girl - Ok koi bat nhi 3 Rs.ki Eclairs de do !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Calling friends 1 day before Exam : You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar liya ?" Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit ho gayi bas 1 baki hai !" You (Dissapointed & worried) calling 2nd friend : "kitna kar liya oye..?" Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus finish. Revision baki hai bas..!" You ( dissapointed & now more worried..!) You (to your best friend) : "kitna kar liya yaar" Best frnd : "bhai abhi toh shuru bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar poori raat apni hai " You : "oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa janni" Awesome feeling comes instantly No disappointment, No worries "Ab toh raat me hi padhunga," *books band*
    • 10 years ago



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  • "2 लडकिया बस में सीट के लिये लड़ रही थी कंडेक्टर आया और कहा लड़ो मत जो उम्र में बड़ी हो बैठ जाओ फिर क्या देखना सारे रास्ते भर दोनों खड़ी रही और कहने लगी दीदी आप बैठ जाओ नह़ी दीदी आप बैठ जाओ"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए,

    पापा- वेटर एक बियर :beer: और एक आईसक्रीम लाओ :icecream:,

    बेटा – आईसक्रीम :icecream: क्यों पापा, आप भी बियर :beer: लीजिये ना,

    दे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:..पे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:.
    • 10 years ago



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  • आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है । जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की, ,, ," " " " गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है, जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki wale:- Beta-drink karte ho ? Ladka: haan Ji ! Cigarette ? : haan ji Jua/satta ? : Haan ji Danga-fasad ? : Haan Ji Sari negative baatain hain !! kuch +ve baat hai kya ? . . . . . . . Ladka: haa ji HIV + .. Just for fun !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy : pen hai? Girl : nahi hai. Boy : pen hai Pen ? Girl : kaha na nahi he.. (thori Dare Bad) Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ? Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar Faad Dungi... Boy : Hathora hai ? Girl : nahi... Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Rahe, Chahe Aasmaan mein Rahe, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga... Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...
    • 10 years ago



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