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  • Height of attempting unknown question in an exam... Question: What is an Array..explain with example? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you. Eg.: "ARRAY e udhar kay kar raha hai !! idhar aa ��"
    • 10 years ago



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  • On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़की वाले:- लड़का शराब पीता है...? लड़के वाले- जी..बिलकुल पीता है...और रोज़ पीता है... लड़की वाले:- इसका मतलब अच्छा कमाता है.... .हमारी तरफ से ये रिश्ता पक्का... रिश्ता वही....सोच नयी...!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath; Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye; . . . . Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook... Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha Bohat Der Se Ro Raha Tha Maa Ne Pocha Mere Laal Ko Kya Chahiye Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk Bachcha: Bas Ek Sanam Chahie Aashqi Ke Liye..!! :
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक चाचा देसी लगाकर रेल्वे-स्टेशन क्रॉस करते
    करते
    अचानक रेल्वे पटरी के बीच दोडने
    लागे…!!!
    किसी ने पुछा:- चाचा क्या कर रहे
    हो…???

    हट जाओ आज तुम्हारा चाचा Subway Surfer खेलेगा…. ????
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE 2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE 3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE 4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE 5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
    • 10 years ago



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  • 9 Advice To college students... .. 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy .. 2> Never Lie To Parents.. .. 3> Never Be Rude To Anyone.. .. 4> Always Say Sorry To Enemies.. .. 5> Never drink alcohol .. 6> Never Bunk College/ School.. .. 7> Never Roam Till Mid Night .. 8> Always Study Well .. 9> Die Immediately If You Follow The Above Eight Advices... .. Students Thoko Like
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy- Boys are Intelligent than gals! . Gal- Any proof?? . Boy- U always say IntelliGENTS, . . But U never say IntelliLadies!! : Hahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Modern Love..!! . . (Boy & Girl On Date) . . . Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner Pe Aya Karenge..?? . . . . . Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meri Girl friend bhi iPhone 6 jaisi hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Abhi tak launch hi nahi hui.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of Girls For A Long Time..... . After Sometime One Girl Came Forward & Said.... . Girl Says:- Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap Hoga, Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga... Wow !!! What a Shayari..... After Listening To The Girl, The Boy Said : . Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri Hi Bachi Ho... . Boys will be Boys"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Neil Armstrong landed on moon & found 2 men already there..... . . . . . . He asked: "Who are you ?? . . . . . . . . They replied : " Cameraman Praful k sath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . . 2 dogs kissed each other . . . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. .. hahaha Thoko LIKE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sorry Dosto
    कुछ दिनों से मेसेज नहीं कर
    पाया…. जेल में था….!!!!
    मडॅर केस में…. दर असल बाइक से
    एक लड़की को स्माइल दे दी थी….,
    “पगली” खुशी से ही मर गई…… :smiley::smiley::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: चारा कौन-कौन खाता है? A : जानवर Q : कौन-कौन से जानवर? A: गाय, भैंस और लालू Q: तो लालू क्या हुआ? A: जानवर
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka bhagta hua ek ladki ke paas jata ha aur ruk ke bolta ha ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu . . . . . . . Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha
    • 10 years ago



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