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Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega .. Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai

10 years ago

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Dedicated To All Boys .. .. .. Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar Me....... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti, Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.. . . Or Ladke Pade Rehte Hain Beer Bar Me..

10 years ago

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One of d bst msg Evry1 will agree..!! . . When u r happy u enjoy the music . . But . . When u r sad U understand the lyrics...!!!

10 years ago

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મા ગભરાઇ ને બોલી : બેટા જલ્દી ઘરે આવી જા. વહુ ને પેરાલીસીસ નો એટેક આવ્યો છે. મોં વાંકુ, આંખ ઉપર:rolling_eyes:, ગરદન વાંકી થઈ ગઇ છે.

બેટા : રહેવા દે માં... ગભરાઇશ નહીં... એ તો સેલ્ફી લઇ રહી છે.:joy_cat:

9 years ago

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यशोमति Mom से,
Talking नंदलाला,
राधा Q Fair,
I M Q काला,
बोली Smiling मईया:
Listen मेरे लाला,
…. वो City की Item,
तू Village का ग्वाला ,
Thats Why U काला…
:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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एक आदमी मरने के बाद यमराज के पास जाता है। वहां देखता है… गांधीजी शकीरा के साथ डांस कर रहे है। आदमी यमराज से पूछता है: गांधीजी की सजा इतनी मस्त क्यों? यमराज: हरामखोर सजा गांधीजी को नहीं शकीरा को मिली है.

10 years ago

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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!.. LOL

10 years ago

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मजेदार गणित

एक लडका एक लडकी को पढा रहा था..

उसने लडकी को KISS किया और फिर दूसरा KISS किया और बोला- :
इसे कहते है 'जोङ' ...,

फिर लङकी ने लङके को KISS किया और बोली-:
इसे कहते है 'घटाना' ,

फिर दोनो ने एक दूसरे को KISS किया और बोले-:
इसको कहते है 'गुणा' ,

इतने मेँ लङकी का बाप आकर लङके को पीटने लगता है और बोलता है-:
इसे कहते है 'भाग' .

9 years ago

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GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain? . BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! . . . . . . SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!.

10 years ago

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2 guys were following two girls..... Both girls took rakhi and tied to their hands........ 1st guy;- what we do now.... 2 nd guy;- u marry my sister and i will marry ur sister..... Guys rocks girls shoks!!

10 years ago

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एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे? पंडित-पूरी, सब्ज़ी, खीर और लड्डू. एयर होस्टेस - सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन में बैठे हैं, विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं...

10 years ago

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Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha :-) Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-* Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha.... maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)

10 years ago

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Ek Shaikh Apni Girl Friend Ke Sath Chips Kha Raha Tha Ke Achanak Ladki Ankhoon Main Ankhain Daal Kar Boli Tum Kya Feel Kar Rahe Ho, Shaikh "yahi Ke Tum Muj Se Zayada Chips Kha Rahi Ho"
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::blush:

9 years ago

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Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody u care.... Atleast once daily ....

10 years ago

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MBA student hugs a girl Girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing Girl: slaps a boy Boy: what is this? Girl: customer’s feedback

10 years ago

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Wife : Suniye.. mujhe aap ka mobile phone dena zara .. ! Husband : deta hoon.. ruko jaaneman !! Husband jaldi jaldi me mobile phone me .. Delete videos.... Delete pictures ... Delete music ... Delete private folder .. Delete number ... Delete SMS ... Delete outgoing calls .. Delete incoming calls ... Delete mms .... Delete whatsapp ... Delete bbm ... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... FORMAT Memory card !!! achha ye to batao... karogi kya tum...?? Wife : mujhe time dekhana tha.. kitne baje hai abhi... Husband : time ??!!! puchh bhi to sakti thi... Gawaar aurat ... !!!

10 years ago

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Ek ladka bhagta hua ek ladki ke paas jata ha aur ruk ke bolta ha ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu . . . . . . . Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha

10 years ago

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One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....

10 years ago

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Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है
ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।।
डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए ।
ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।।
:grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:

9 years ago

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Baap- beta hotel mai gaye. Papa- Waiter, 1 Ice-cream aur 1 beer lana . . . . Beta- Papa, Ice-cream kyu? Aap bhi beer piyo na

10 years ago

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