18 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ??
18 Yrs Old Girl: Get Lost! No!
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5 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ??
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18 Yrs Old Girl: OMG! U R So Cute, (^_^) Yes, Yes, I Will..
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Hey Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Tumhari..!!
Hostel student to his frnd:- "bhai dhoka ho gya Dhoka" ;-(
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Friend:- kya ho gaya...??
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Student:- "Ghar se books k liye
paise mangvaaye the,
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gharwalo ne books hi bhej di.... lolz
Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:
Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein?
Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna....
Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?
Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...
3 young Ladies proposed a MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend...
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1st bought make up stuff& new
dresses & said she wanted to
look good for him..
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2nd got him few expensive
shirts & ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
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3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She was looking damn beautiful ....
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...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.
चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:.. पर संदेह नहीं करते........ कभी भी Top कर सकते हैं , सिर्फ मस्तानी :woman:बीच मे नहीं , आनी चाहिये..
Ladki: Dadi,Aapke Zamane Me 10 Bacche
Kyu Hote The..
Dadi: Arrey, Hamare Zamane
Me Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharab Nahi Karte The..!
Whatsapp hindi jokes !!!
Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli,
On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram"
Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic."
Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram
Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!
भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो।
पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो?
भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।
In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother
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But
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Brother Never Support Sister.
You Know Why ?
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Because Sister Know What Love
Is
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And
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Brother Knows What Boys Are...
Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge...
"Hmne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..?
Girl: Kya..?
Boy: Acchi film hai na..?
Girl: Kutte ke bacche..!
Boy: What..?
Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!!
Moral – Jaise ko Taisa :-D
Ek Ladki,
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ek din Art Gallery
dekhne Jati Hai
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Aur
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Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
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Gallery Ke Malik Se
Kahti Hai:
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Ladki : Iss Bhayanak
Tasveer Ko Aap
Modern Art Kehte
Ho !?
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Maalik : Meri Maa
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Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
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Ghar Jaa,
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Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai