श्याम खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था…!!! टीटू: – ये क्या है…??? श्याम: – लव लेटर है…। टीटू: – मगर ये तो खाली है…। :: :: :: :: :: :: :: श्याम: – आजकल बोलचाल बंद है… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
Girl: "I love u"
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Boy: "I love u too"
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Girl: kitna pyar karte ho?
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Boy: Jitna tum karti ho.
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Girl: Kamine...
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Iska matlab tu bhi time pass kar raha hai.!
1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE
2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE
3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE
4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE
5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE
AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
Dear Men,
A woman who loves you truly will
never ask you to buy her
expensive gifts or take her to
expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a
promise to
bring her a
world of luxuries... She just wants
your love, care and attention..
She wants you to spend a lot of quality time
with her..
and appreciate her for all that she
does for you out of love and affection..
Every woman is unique
in her own way..
One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, .
Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me.
Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga.
Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee
Boy : Aap kaun?
Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap?
Boy : Main gadhaaa....
Boy :- I heared you failed in english?
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Girl :- who telled you?
it is unpossible,
I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away
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Boy :- ok bye !!
Girl :- Bye bye,
God blast you
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Boy :- Bas kar pagli rulayegi kya
Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu… :-P
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Beta: Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa: Bilkul marte the
Beta: Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi..??
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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
“Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My Own Problems!” :-)
College life is like ��Reliance !! "
Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein"
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��Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! "
Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"
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After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!!
" Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya
After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!!
" Where U go.. network ��Follows"
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After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!!
" All lines are ������Busy"
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but our friendship is like LIC
Zindagi ke saath bhi
Zindagi ke baad bhi ��
Yesterday at 8:17pm
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye, Shayari likhi.....
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo
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Boy : Chodd diya
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Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo
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Boy : Chodd diya
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Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah
shaam Mandir jana shuru karo
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Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz
Mandir jana shuru
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Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet,
Mujse shaadi karoge?
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Boy : Nahin
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Girl : Kyun
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Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab
tumse achi koi mil jayegi����