Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega..?? . 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha... . 3. Madam I was asking for the eraser.. . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha . 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha..?? . 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete.. . 7. Lag gayi bhai aaj . 8. Paper kisne set kiya hai.?? . 9. Paper kaisa tha..?? . 10. Dheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth... han abb dikhayi dee raha hai.. . And The Famous one . 11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam.. next tym acche se padhayi karunga....

10 years ago

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जिस:point_up: दिन मेरी:raising_hand: #Girlfriend:wink::heart_eyes: की
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होगी
सबसे # पहले मेरे हाथ:wave: से चार # थप्पड़
खाएगी
पगली:information_desk_person: इतनी # Late #Entry
मारती:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: है.../':hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:

9 years ago

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Girfriend and boyfriend on phone: Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan? Girl Theek hun. Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein? Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna.... Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...

10 years ago

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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!.. LOL

10 years ago

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Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . . 2 dogs kissed each other . . . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. .. hahaha Thoko LIKE

10 years ago

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""Boy Makes Teacher-Murga"" Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now. ...:::he he he

10 years ago

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आखिर कैसे भुला दे हम उन्हें....! मौत इंसानो को आती है यादो को नहीं.....

10 years ago

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Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession... Any Questions..? Student : How to make her unconscious?

10 years ago

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Boy: Janeman is dil mei aaja. Girl: Sandal nikalu kya? Boy: Pagli, ye mera dil hai, koi mandir nahi, aise hi aaja.

10 years ago

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Beta: "mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain? Maa: "tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, larkiyan to bus larkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin, beta inse bach k rehna yeh bohat dhokebaaz hoti hain aur inka to khandan bhi... Beta: "aisa kuch nahi hai woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage thi

10 years ago

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Ek ladka bhagta hua ek ladki ke paas jata ha aur ruk ke bolta ha ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu . . . . . . . Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha

10 years ago

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Beta: papa hamare kitne rishtedar hai mein toh sabko janta b nahi papa. koi baat nahi bas tera result Aane de Jupiter wala chacha aur mercury wali mausi tak tujhe call karegi

10 years ago

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मुझे इतनी फुर्सत कहाँ कि मैं तक़दीर का लिखा देखूं; बस .. लोगों का दिल जलता देख कर समझ जाता हूँ, .. कि मेरी तक़दीर बुलंद है .. !!!

10 years ago

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1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya Lekin Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia . Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke Andar Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karogi . . Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me Dhoop Me Uske Ghar Ke Samne Khada Raha . 9 Din Ke Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki Mohabbat Ka Ehsas Ho Gaya Usne Socha Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use Wahan Naa Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par Likha Tha * * Tere Chakkar Main Teri Bahen Set Ho Gayi Hai . . Sorry Saali Sahiba

10 years ago

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पति व्हिस्की का एक ग्लास बनाता है और पत्नी से कहता है: लो पिओ इसे पत्नी व्हिस्की चखती है, फिर कहती हैं: छी‍…. छी, कितनी कड़वी है। पति: और तू सोचती है कि मैं रोज अय्याशी करता हूँ।। ज़हर के घूंट पीता हूँ ज़हर के।।

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Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath; Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye; . . . . Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook... Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!

10 years ago

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चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर
और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:..
पर संदेह नहीं करते........

कभी भी Top :point_up: कर सकते हैं ,

सिर्फ मस्तानी :princess: बीच मे नहीं ,
आनी चाहिये........
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9 years ago

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2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair se baate kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam (mango) gira . . Pehli Aurat Ye Aam kese gira? . . Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k.. . Aam khud hath jorr kr bola! . . Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar.

10 years ago

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I argued��... She argued��... I shouted��... She shouted�� and then she cried�� Result: she won by duckworth lewis method��

10 years ago

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A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of Girls For A Long Time..... . After Sometime One Girl Came Forward & Said.... . Girl Says:- Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap Hoga, Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga... Wow !!! What a Shayari..... After Listening To The Girl, The Boy Said : . Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri Hi Bachi Ho... . Boys will be Boys"

10 years ago

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