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  • Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water, Mom: You come and drink. Boy: please Mom. Mom: if you repeat, i’ll slap u. Boy: When you come to slap me, plz bring the water….. :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • कटा इस कदर एक बेजुबान ऑर खून सारा नाली में बह गया........ पत्थर दिल था कोई जो बहते खून को देखकर भी ईद मुबारक कह गया...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Whatsapp से Text स्टेटस का ऑप्शन हटने पर सबसे दुःखी वो Love Birds है

    जो लड़ाई होने पर दुःख भरे स्टेटस चेपकर आपस मे इमोशनल अत्याचार करते थे Grin.png
    • 9 years ago



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  • "WANTED "... Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta... " DABBANG "... Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare... "READY"... Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log krenge: i, me, and myself... "BODYGUARD"... Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna... "KICK"...... Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin ������ "Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When we stop communicating, we start losing our valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody we care.... Atleast once daily...�� Madam ordered a pizza.. Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8? Madam: 4 hi kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi..������
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair se baate kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam (mango) gira . . Pehli Aurat Ye Aam kese gira? . . Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k.. . Aam khud hath jorr kr bola! . . Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Alia Bhatt goes to the dentist. Dentist: yes Alia what can I do for you. Alia: Doctor my bluetooth is not working. Can you fix it...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega .. Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki, . Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole, . Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The, . Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya, Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe, Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake, . . Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya, 1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein Bithaya, Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya, . . Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..?? . 1:" Front Right . 2:" Front Left . 3:" Back Right . 4:" Back Left . . Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dear Men, A woman who loves you truly will never ask you to buy her expensive gifts or take her to expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a promise to bring her a world of luxuries... She just wants your love, care and attention.. She wants you to spend a lot of quality time with her.. and appreciate her for all that she does for you out of love and affection.. Every woman is unique in her own way..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki: Dadi,Aapke Zamane Me 10 Bacche Kyu Hote The.. Dadi: Arrey, Hamare Zamane Me Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharab Nahi Karte The..! Whatsapp hindi jokes !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Student-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega Student-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega".
    • 10 years ago



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  • INSTALLING HUSBAND A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5. And then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. What can I do? Reply: Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically runs the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 automatically downloaded into your system. So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!
    • 10 years ago



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  • पापाः बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ? पप्पुः पापा 80% आये है । पापाः पर मार्कशीट पर 40% लिखा है? पप्पूः बाकी के 40% आधारकार्ड लिंक होनेपर सीधे अकाऊंट में आएंगे। पापा बेहोश..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Joke Of the Year... ;)) Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi.. . 13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or pocha mujhse pyar karogi.. . Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor diya 9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha mujhe kiss karogi.. . . Ladki:" no, Usne bhi chhor diya.. . . Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur chance ki dua karne lagi.. . . 3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne catch kar liya.. . . Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi karungi" . . Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or bola Pappu:" Characterless girl, Isse accha to tu mar jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat kaam hargiz nahi karunga.. Thoko Like 500 Ki Speed Se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge... "Hmne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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