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  • चूहों की गेंग
    तलवार लेकर
    भाग रही थी..

    शेर ने पूछा: क्या हुआ, तुम लोग
    इतने गुस्से से
    कैसे भाग रहे हो..?

    चुहा : हाथी कि बेटी को किसी
    ने प्रपोज किया है
    नाम हमारा आ रहा है................

    "लाशेँ बिछा देँगे.. लाशेँ"..
    :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue:
    • 9 years ago



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  • High Class Insult . . . . . . . Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho. . . . . . . . . . . Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere saamne Bhais kyun khadi hai ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • A boy had a crush on his classmate. . . . One fine day he proposed her. . . . . . But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. . . . . .... . .. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. . . . . . . Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and ... . . . writes in it . . . . . . . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . Four years passed, ... . . . . But..... . . . . the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . ..... . MORAL: boys never open their books.����
    • 10 years ago



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  • I argued��... She argued��... I shouted��... She shouted�� and then she cried�� Result: she won by duckworth lewis method��
    • 10 years ago



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  • kissing a girl on her fore head is respect, . . kissing a girl on her cheek is care, . . kissing a girl on her eyesis care & love, . . kissing a girl on her lips is love, . . but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend ??? . . HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG .....
    • 10 years ago



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  • BOY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : - Kiss me hard ! France : - Kiss me Slowly! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aah na jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h Books h Notes h Time h Mauka h or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu bs 1 hi bat ki kami h Mood
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki wale – Hamein aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho. Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le. Pandit – Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hi milega..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sorry Dosto
    कुछ दिनों से मेसेज नहीं कर
    पाया…. जेल में था….!!!!
    मडॅर केस में…. दर असल बाइक से
    एक लड़की को स्माइल दे दी थी….,
    “पगली” खुशी से ही मर गई…… :smiley::smiley::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Girls face to face: . . 1st: hi sweetheart 2nd: hi, Darling .. And when they talk on their backs about them . . 1st: she is so selfish (matlabi) . . 2nd: she is kamini number 1 2 Boys face to face: . . 1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main tu pura yeda lag raha hai be . . 2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk ... ?? . . And when they talk on their backs . . 1st: mast banda hai yaar . . 2nd: bhai hai apna.. Bhai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • One of d bst msg Evry1 will agree..!! . . When u r happy u enjoy the music . . But . . When u r sad U understand the lyrics...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies. He walked closer to him.. and played with his hair softly, sweetly and…. BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face… and said: “Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago” :-D :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति (पत्नी से)- यह शीशा तुम्हारे कारण टूटा है। पत्नी (पति से)- बिल्कुल नहीं, तुम्हारे कारण टूटा है। मैंने तुम्हें फूलदान फेककर मारा था, यदि तुम अपनी जगह से नहीं हटते तो शीशा कभी नहीं टूटता।
    • 10 years ago



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  • तुम अपने आप को कितना भी बडा आशिक समझ लो लेकिन सबसे दर्द भरे गानों का कलेक्शन ट्रेक्टर और ट्रक चलाने वालों के पास ही मिलता है
    • 10 years ago



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  • One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....
    • 10 years ago



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