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  • Sare ladko se puchho to wo kahenge ki I am single . . . . aur agar kisi ladki se pucho to kahengi. I have a bf . . . mujhe ye nhi samjh aa raha hai ki . . . . jab sare ladke single hai to ladkiya kya bandro se set ho rahi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • ""Boy Makes Teacher-Murga"" Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now. ...:::he he he
    • 10 years ago



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  • Different types of call duration summaries : ----------------,,,,,,,, boy to boy ! 00:00:59 boy to mom !! 00:00:50 boy to dad ! 00:00:30 boy to girl ! 01:23:59 girl to girl ! 05:29:59 girl to boy ! miss call wife to husband! dissconnected husband to wife! call waiting ��
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक गधा घबराकर जंगल में भागे जा रहा था, भागे जा रहा था..

    उसे देखकर एक चूहे ने पूछा – “क्या हुआ, कहाँ भागे जा रहा है भाई ??”

    गधा – ‘अरे ! वहाँ शेर ने किसी आदमी की वारदात कर दी है, उसे पकड़ने जंगल में पुलिस आई है ।”

    चूहा – “पर तू क्यों भाग रहा है, तू तो गधा है न”

    गधा – “लगता है, तू नया है, ये भारत है बेटा…

    पकड़े गये तो 10-20 साल तो अदालत में यहीं साबित करने में लग जायेंगे कि,

    “मैं शेर नहीं, गधा हुँ…”
    :grinning::smile::smiley::smiley::smile::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Height of attempting unknown question in an exam... Question: What is an Array..explain with example? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you. Eg.: "ARRAY e udhar kay kar raha hai !! idhar aa ��"
    • 10 years ago



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  • ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
    એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
    બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
    સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
    કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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    સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
    શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
    :flushed::wink::joy::smiley::smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Men will always be Men- Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said: ‘HARI OM’ and rest of them said- KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH . . When u get married with the right one, u r COMPLETE . . But.... When u get married with the wrong one, u r FINISHED . . And..... . . . . . . . . When the right one finds u with the wrong one, u r COMPLETELY FINISHED .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ex-girlfriend ki shaadi ka card mila. Thodi takleef to hui. Fir socha jayenge zaroor. Mohabbat apni jagah hai aur RAS PURI apni jagah.
    • 10 years ago



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  • kissing a girl on her fore head is respect, . . kissing a girl on her cheek is care, . . kissing a girl on her eyesis care & love, . . kissing a girl on her lips is love, . . but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend ??? . . HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG .....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without Touching You.. . Girl: You Cant . Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 Ki? . Girl: Ok . Boy Tightly Kissed Her . . Girl: Hey You Touched Me . . . . . . . Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupye Roti Kyun Hai... .����
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar aapki magnetic personality ke baad bhi ladki aapki taraf attract nahi ho rahi hai, to iska matlab ladki me Iron ki kami hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ?? . . Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte.. . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe "Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai.. ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • SCHOOL ME ADMISSION KE LIYE INTERVIEW TEACHER : BETA AAPKE PAPA KYA KARTE HAI.? . CUTE ANS BOY : JO MUMMY BOLTI HAI..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..? Girl: Kya..? Boy: Acchi film hai na..? Girl: Kutte ke bacche..! Boy: What..? Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!! Moral – Jaise ko Taisa :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE 2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE 3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE 4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE 5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीचर : “कौनसा पंछी सबसे तेज़ उड़ता है? स्टूडेट : “सर, हाथी। टीचर : “नालायक, तेरा बाप क्या करता है? स्टूडेट : “दाउद के गैंग में ‘शूटर है। टीचर : “शाबाश। लिखो बच्चो ‘हाथी’।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fantastic line written on a honeymoon cottage wall... "Please keep the curtains closed..." "Ur love may be blind But... Our staff is not..."��
    • 10 years ago



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