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MBA student hugs a girl Girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing Girl: slaps a boy Boy: what is this? Girl: customer’s feedback

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Narak me bahut sare log maza kar rahe the. God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai." Yamraj : HOSTEL wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.

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1 ladki ki death ke Baad Uski friend uske boyfriend ke pass gayi or boli, "Kya main uski jagah le skti hu......??" . . . Superb Answer . . . . . . . BoyFrnd- "Muje koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo se puch lo

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GiRL: KaL mEin tumhaRe Liye RAkhi Layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? . . . . . . . . . . Classic Answer: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi??

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High Class Insult . . . . . . . Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho. . . . . . . . . . . Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere saamne Bhais kyun khadi hai ..

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एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे? पंडित-पूरी, सब्ज़ी, खीर और लड्डू. एयर होस्टेस - सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन में बैठे हैं, विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं...

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Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH . . When u get married with the right one, u r COMPLETE . . But.... When u get married with the wrong one, u r FINISHED . . And..... . . . . . . . . When the right one finds u with the wrong one, u r COMPLETELY FINISHED .

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Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikha do.. . . . Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo. . . . Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge. . . . Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future.

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Acchi ladkiya and Dinosaur mein kya Similarity hai..??? . . . . Jyada mat socho . . . . . Dono hi ab is duniya se arbo saal pehle gayab ho chuke hai

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Agar Question Paper Tuff Lage Ya Samajh N aye To 1 Gehri Saans Lo aur Zor Se Chillao Kamino Fail Hi Karna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho?

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1 ladka ladki ka pichha kr raha tha.. !! . . Girl : tumhe pata he, pichhe meri MAA aa rahi he... . . . . . . . . . . Boy : ham to khandani aashiq he, teri MAA k pichhe mera BAAP bhi aa rahe hai

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Men will always be Men- Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said: ‘HARI OM’ and rest of them said- KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!

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One of d bst msg Evry1 will agree..!! . . When u r happy u enjoy the music . . But . . When u r sad U understand the lyrics...!!!

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Papa- Aage kya karna hai..?? Honhar Beta: Bas, 10th me 97% Aa Jaye, to 2 Saal ki Tutions & then IIT, Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat karke IIM me Jaunga, 20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat ke liye!! . . Nalayak Beta: Bas Iss Baar 10th Ho Jaye to Roadies se Bike Jeet ke launga, Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu! Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character Certificate! Achi Nikli to Theek, Nahi to Kahaani Repeat!!! :-D

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Fantastic line written on a honeymoon cottage wall... "Please keep the curtains closed..." "Ur love may be blind But... Our staff is not..."��

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A GF is not one who says, . . . . "Main teri kismat me nai, tum mujhe bhul jao" . . . . . A true GF is one who says, . . . . . . . . "Tu padhai pe dehaan de, placement ke baad ghar se utha lena..

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Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu . . Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ?? . . . . Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER .. yOu Shut up

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स्कूल !!!! वो जगह है जहाँ इंसान पहली बार आने पर जितना रोता है उससे कहीं ज्यादा वहाँ से आखिरी बार निकलने पर रोता है

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Tu Sawal Nahi Ek
Paheli Hai…!!!
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Meri Manzil Tu Nahi
Teri Saheli Hai… ????

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श्याम खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था…!!!
टीटू: – ये क्या है…???
श्याम: – लव लेटर है…।
टीटू: – मगर ये तो खाली है…।
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श्याम: – आजकल बोलचाल बंद है… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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