Whatsapp Funny Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Boy :-You Look Like A Barbie. Girl :-*Happily* You Mean Beautiful and Tall ? Boy : No, Plastic and Without Brain..

9 years ago

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Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu . . Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ?? . . . . Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER .. yOu Shut up

9 years ago

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Ladies driving:D Doctor to injured patient : Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na? Patient: Kaun sa road ? Main to Garden mein leta hua tha...!=))

9 years ago

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9 Advice To college students... .. 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy .. 2> Never Lie To Parents.. .. 3> Never Be Rude To Anyone.. .. 4> Always Say Sorry To Enemies.. .. 5> Never drink alcohol .. 6> Never Bunk College/ School.. .. 7> Never Roam Till Mid Night .. 8> Always Study Well .. 9> Die Immediately If You Follow The Above Eight Advices... .. Students Thoko Like

9 years ago

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लड़कियो :princess: को Facebook
पर 1000 Followers :busts_in_silhouette: चाहिए
और Reality में एक कुत्ता :monkey_face: भी Follow
करले तो मम्मी_मम्मी :cold_sweat: चिल्ला कर भागती है

9 years ago

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A GF is not one who says, . . . . "Main teri kismat me nai, tum mujhe bhul jao" . . . . . A true GF is one who says, . . . . . . . . "Tu padhai pe dehaan de, placement ke baad ghar se utha lena..

9 years ago

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A Naughty Answer given by a Woman when asked :0 "How you feel when any Man gives you A Flying Kiss..??" . . Woman : "I Hate such Lazy Men..!!"

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Yesterday at 8:17pm Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye, Shayari likhi..... . . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.. Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

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Girl To Boy (in Party): Excuse Me! . . Boy: Yes ? . … . Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate Hai or ek Hath Mein Glass, I Can’t Use Them.. Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek Cheez Hata Sakte Hain? . . Boy (Very Happy): Ge Boliye Kya Hataana Hai ? . . . . . . . . . Girl: Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazarein

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Ladki wale – Hamein aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho. Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le. Pandit – Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hi milega..!!

9 years ago

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Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger. Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!

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एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे? पंडित-पूरी, सब्ज़ी, खीर और लड्डू. एयर होस्टेस - सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन में बैठे हैं, विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं...

9 years ago

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1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya . . Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai" . . Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai... . . . Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai Par Laash ka kya kru ???????

9 years ago

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Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h Books h Notes h Time h Mauka h or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu bs 1 hi bat ki kami h Mood

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पति-पत्नी एक ही प्लेट में गोलगप्पे खा रहे थे। एक दूसरे की आँख में आँख डाले पत्नी ने रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा ! “ऐसे क्या देख रहे हो जी?” पति: थोडा आराम से खा, मेरी बारी ही नहीं आ रही।

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Papa- Aage kya karna hai..?? Honhar Beta: Bas, 10th me 97% Aa Jaye, to 2 Saal ki Tutions & then IIT, Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat karke IIM me Jaunga, 20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat ke liye!! . . Nalayak Beta: Bas Iss Baar 10th Ho Jaye to Roadies se Bike Jeet ke launga, Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu! Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character Certificate! Achi Nikli to Theek, Nahi to Kahaani Repeat!!! :-D

9 years ago

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Smart Boy+Smart Naari= Affair Jari
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Smart Boy+Bevkuf – Nari= Paw Bhari
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Bevkuf Boy+bevkuf Nari= Shadi Ki Tayari
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Bevkuf Boy+smart Nari=Boy Bhikari…. ????

9 years ago

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suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...

9 years ago

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लेडी 1:relieved:: तुम्हारी बहु कैसी है ?
लेडी 2:unamused:: बहु तो बहुत बुरी है,
रोज लेट उठती है,
मेरा बेटा उसके लिए चाय
बनाता है, घर का कोई भी
काम नहीं करती..
और जब देखो मेरे बेटे से
बाहर खाना खाने के लिए
कहेती रहेती है !!
लेडी 1:relieved:: और दामाद ?
लेडी 2:wink:: दामाद तो फरिश्ता है.
रोज सुबह मेरी बेटी को चाय
बना के पिलाता है,
उसे घर का कोई भी काम
करने नहीं देता और अक्सर
बाहर खाना खाने ले जाता है..
ऐसा दामाद सबको मिले !!..
:smiley: रिश्ता वही सोच नई !!

7 years ago

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Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnect n says, 'pee ke bethi hai kamini"

9 years ago

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