Whatsapp Funny Jokes

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!! But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes, . . . . . . . . . Stop smiling Its Childhood...

10 years ago

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Neil Armstrong landed on moon & found 2 men already there..... . . . . . . He asked: "Who are you ?? . . . . . . . . They replied : " Cameraman Praful k sath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.

10 years ago

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Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu . . Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ?? . . . . Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER .. yOu Shut up

10 years ago

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Boy:Kaha se ho? Girl:Kolkata Boy:Arre waha meri didi rethi hai Girl:Wah!kaunsa area? Boy:Nai malum Girl:Name Boy:Mamta Banerjee *Blocked*

10 years ago

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Three signs of being a lady : 1: stressed :!! 2: Depressed :!! 3: But still well dressed :!!

10 years ago

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Its Easy To Identify Frm Body Language In Current Scenario
:smile::smiley::yum:
1) Vibration Mode - Short Term Investor
2) Panic Mode - Inexperienced Trader.
3) Bright Face - Experienced Long Term Investor.
4) No Reaction - Cash In Hand Waiting To Bottom Fish.
5) Frustrated - Gambler Who Lost

6 years ago

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Smart Boy+Smart Naari= Affair Jari
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Smart Boy+Bevkuf – Nari= Paw Bhari
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Bevkuf Boy+bevkuf Nari= Shadi Ki Tayari
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Bevkuf Boy+smart Nari=Boy Bhikari…. ????

10 years ago

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બાપુ બીડી પિતા હતા..
મગન: બાપુ તમારી બીડી માંથી ધુમાડા કેમ નથી નીકળતા?
બાપુ: તે ના નીકળે આ તો CNG બીડી છે

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..? Girl: Kya..? Boy: Acchi film hai na..? Girl: Kutte ke bacche..! Boy: What..? Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!! Moral – Jaise ko Taisa :-D

10 years ago

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"जब बच्चा Honey Singh का गाना सुनना छोड़कर Arijit Singh का गाना सुनने लगे तो समझ लिजिए कि ये पुछने का वक्त आ गया - बेटा क्या नाम है उस लड़की का?"

10 years ago

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टीचर :- सबसे ज्यादा नक़ल कहा पे होती है ?

स्टूडेंट:- व्हाट्सअप पे

टीचर:- शाब्बास
100 /100
:joy::sweat_smile::joy::sweat_smile::joy::sweat_smile::joy::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

9 years ago

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Dedicated To All Boys .. .. .. Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar Me....... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti, Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.. . . Or Ladke Pade Rehte Hain Beer Bar Me..

10 years ago

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Kabaddi is a true Indian sport, Everyone get together and pull down the one person who tries to achieve something

10 years ago

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Pledge of Indian boys in prayer : India is my nation, Girls are my destination, Dating is my passion, Flirting is my occupation & What the hell is this EDUCATION

10 years ago

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મા ગભરાઇ ને બોલી : બેટા જલ્દી ઘરે આવી જા. વહુ ને પેરાલીસીસ નો એટેક આવ્યો છે. મોં વાંકુ, આંખ ઉપર:rolling_eyes:, ગરદન વાંકી થઈ ગઇ છે.

બેટા : રહેવા દે માં... ગભરાઇશ નહીં... એ તો સેલ્ફી લઇ રહી છે.:joy_cat:

9 years ago

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Wife : मेहमान आ रहे हैं और घर में दाल के सिवाय कुछ बना नहीं है.

Husband : जब वे आएं तो Kitchen में एक बर्तन गिरा देना, और
जब मैं पूछूं तो कहना कि कोरमा गिर गया !
फिर दूसरा बर्तन गिराना और कहना बिरयानी भी गिर गई !!
फिर मैं कहूंगा चलो दाल ही ले आओ..:v::sunglasses:

मेहमानों के आने के बाद बर्तन गिरने की आवाज़ आई,

Husband : क्या हुआ ??

Wife : भंगड़ा पा ले कंजरा..
दाल ही गिर गई !! :scream::see_no_evil:

:joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .

10 years ago

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1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya . . Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai" . . Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai... . . . Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai Par Laash ka kya kru ??????? . . Maa : OLX pe bech de

10 years ago

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What is "WILL POWER" ?? . . It is when you see 10 Notification, 20 Msgs and 30 Friend requests... . . . . . . . and still you click "Logout" and "Study" !!!

10 years ago

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लड़कियो :princess: को Facebook
पर 1000 Followers :busts_in_silhouette: चाहिए
और Reality में एक कुत्ता :monkey_face: भी Follow
करले तो मम्मी_मम्मी :cold_sweat: चिल्ला कर भागती है

10 years ago

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