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  • Boy: Hey..! I like U. Meri GF Banogi..? . . . Girl: Hmm..! Give Me Ur Number, Jab Current BF Se Break-up Hoga To Miss Call Kar Dungi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka ek Ladki se puchhta hai Bacche kaese hote hain ? . Ladki : Chup ! . Ladka : Bataona plzz. . Ladki : Nahi pata . Ab dubara mat puchhna. . . Ladka : Arey bewakoof itna bhi nahi pata. Bacche SHARARATI hote hain.:p:D moral : Ladkiyan humesha Ladko ko galat hi samajhti hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab hui Hospital le gaye, Doctor ne kaha, 2 Test honge, Sardar : Jor jor se rone laga Hey bhagwan ab kya Hoga ? MERI MAA TOH ANPAD HAI...������
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is "WILL POWER" ?? . . It is when you see 10 Notification, 20 Msgs and 30 Friend requests... . . . . . . . and still you click "Logout" and "Study" !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..
    • 10 years ago



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  • बेटा---" माँ, आजकल प्यार का वायरस हर तरफ फैला है।
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    लगता है मुझे भी उस वायरस ने अटैक किया है। ".
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    माँ---" चिंता मत कर बेटा, मेरे पास चप्पल है
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    जो,एन्टीवायरस का काम करती है। :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::heart_eyes::smiley::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl-Friend Ne Boyfriend Se Pyar Se Kaha Ladki: “Jaanu, Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho?” . . Ladka: “Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jaan” Ladki: “Kya Mere Liye Chaand La Sakte Ho?” Ladka 2 Minute Bol Ke Kahi Gaya Aur Kuch Chiz Apne Piche Chupa Ke Laya... . . Ladki Se Bola Ki Aankhein Band Karo, Aur Wo Chiz Ladki Ke Haatho Mein De Di Aur Ladki Ko Kaha Ab Apni Aankhein Kholo... . . Ladki Ki Aankho Mein Se Ansu Nikal Aaye Vo Chiz Dekh Ke. Kyunki Uske Haatho Mein Ek Aaina (Sheesha) Tha, Jisme Us Ladki Ka Chehra Nazar Aa Raha Tha . . . Ladki Ne Khush Hokar Boy-Friend Ko Bola: “Awwwww… Tum Mujhe Chand Samjhte Ho?” Ladka: “Nahi, Main To Tumhe Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha, Jis Muh Se Tumne Chaand Manga Hai, Vo Thobda Kabhi Sheeshe Mein Bhi Dekha Hai Ya Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mene 1 ladki ki help ki usne muje thnx bola . . . . Mene kaha thnx mat bolo ye lo mera nomber 3 ladkiyo ko de dena or unse kahna ki or 3 ladkiyo ko de
    • 10 years ago



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  • "WANTED "... Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta... " DABBANG "... Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare... "READY"... Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log krenge: i, me, and myself... "BODYGUARD"... Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna... "KICK"...... Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin ������ "Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When we stop communicating, we start losing our valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody we care.... Atleast once daily...�� Madam ordered a pizza.. Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8? Madam: 4 hi kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi..������
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . . . BecauSe ! They Know that Some where, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them.....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja.. Boys Nai Sudhrenge Hahahaha.. boys vs girls whatsapp jokes !! Funny jokes
    • 10 years ago



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  • A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids.. she continues upward… Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor… Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor… There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. . . . . . . . The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega..?? . 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha... . 3. Madam I was asking for the eraser.. . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha . 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha..?? . 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete.. . 7. Lag gayi bhai aaj . 8. Paper kisne set kiya hai.?? . 9. Paper kaisa tha..?? . 10. Dheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth... han abb dikhayi dee raha hai.. . And The Famous one . 11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam.. next tym acche se padhayi karunga....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki wale:- Beta-drink karte ho ? Ladka: haan Ji ! Cigarette ? : haan ji Jua/satta ? : Haan ji Danga-fasad ? : Haan Ji Sari negative baatain hain !! kuch +ve baat hai kya ? . . . . . . . Ladka: haa ji HIV + .. Just for fun !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fantastic line written on a honeymoon cottage wall... "Please keep the curtains closed..." "Ur love may be blind But... Our staff is not..."��
    • 10 years ago



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  • True love ki 8 nishaniya:" 1: aap unke sms/msgs baar baar padhte hai.. . . 2: aap unke samne aane se hich kichate hai . . 3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai.. . . 4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki aawaz sunte hai.. . . 6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai.. . . 7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai.. . . 8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko yeb nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai so u r in love...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Dusre Din >>> Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Teesre Din >>> Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..! Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..? Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai..! Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?
    • 10 years ago



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