पहला दोस्त:- भाई कहाँ है…? दूसरा दोस्त:- Shopping भाभी के साथ…!! : : : पहला दोस्त:- लड़की कब पटाई….??? दूसरा दोस्त:- नहीं यार भाई की Gf है ? ; ; पहला दोस्त:- और ये भाई कौन है ? दूसरा दोस्त:- तू साले :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
kissing a girl on her fore head is
respect,
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kissing a girl on her cheek is
care,
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kissing a girl on her eyesis care
& love,
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kissing a girl on her lips is love,
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but kissing a girl in front of her
boyfriend ???
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HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG
DABANGG .....
The Man Approached The Very Beautiful Woman:princess: In The Large Supermarket And Asked, “You Know, I’ve Lost My Wife Here In The Supermarket. Can You Talk To Me For A Couple Of Minutes?” “Why?” :flushed: “Because Every Time I Talk To A Beautiful Woman My Wife Appears Out Of Nowhere.” :grinning::joy::grinning::joy::grinning:
कभी कभी ट्रैफिक देख कर मन करता है! काश मेरे पास बाइक की जगह "भल्लालदेव वाला रथ" होता! :joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)
Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)
Boy: But why do you treat me like that??
Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am)
Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)
Boy: Ok good night dear,
i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think
Girl(typing): ohh hi dear…
Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply…
N wow darling thats a gr8 newz….
I love you a lot..
N when shall we go ? (12:05am)
Boy: (last seen 12:06am)
Girl: Baby please answer me na…
dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am)
Boy: (last seen 12:09am)
Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load..
So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am)
Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
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Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that
tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am)
Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
For those girls who say that-
"mere piche to bhot se ladke
pade
hai"
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They always should remember
that-
"Low price always attract
customers"...
Samajhdar ladkiyo ki to kami nai hai duniya me..
Me- Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc .
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Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar,
abhi window 8 pe ghum raha hai
Im Using Windows 98....!!
One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, .
Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me.
Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga.
Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee
Boy : Aap kaun?
Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap?
Boy : Main gadhaaa....
श्याम खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था…!!! टीटू: – ये क्या है…??? श्याम: – लव लेटर है…। टीटू: – मगर ये तो खाली है…। :: :: :: :: :: :: :: श्याम: – आजकल बोलचाल बंद है… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो।
पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो?
भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।
माँ 6 साल के बच्चे को पीटते हुये बोली,
"नालायक, तूने भँगी के घर
की रोटी खायी, तू भँगी हो गया, तूने
अपना धर्म भ्रष्ट कर लिया. अब
क्या होगा?
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बच्चे का मासूम सवाल : माँ, मैने तो एक
बार उनके घर की रोटी खाई,
तो मैं भँगी हो गया, । लेकिन वो लोग
तो हमारे घर की रात
की बची रोटी बर्षो से खा रहे हैं,
तो वो ब्राह्राण क्यों नही हो पाये??
Today Best massage.
Ladies driving:D
Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na?
Patient:
Kaun sa road ?
Main to Garden mein leta hua tha...!=))