वो मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे हमें, हम मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे उन्हें, वो हमें, हम उन्हें, हम उन्हें, वो हमें, :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: क्योंकि परीक्षा में, न उन्हें कुछ आता था, न हमें… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki ko
bahut dhyan se dekh rha tha ....
Girl : -- impress hokar --
kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - .
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Boy-- I was thinking agar aap
meri mummy hoti to,
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mai bhi kitna sundar hota
A boy to Police inspector:-
Sir mera dost kuch din se laapata
hai
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Inspector : aakhri baar
kab aur kahan dekha tha ???
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Boy :- Whtsapp per 3 din
pehle ka last seen hai...
whatsapp jokes funny jokes
Engineering student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant
Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOuuu
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Girlfrnd:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
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Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER
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yOu Shut up
A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist, looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide." The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?" The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband." The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed, "Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License! They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!" The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife. The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."
4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
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Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole,
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Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The,
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Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya,
1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein
Bithaya,
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya,
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Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..??
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1:" Front Right
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2:" Front Left
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3:" Back Right
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4:" Back Left
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Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...
पति-पत्नी एक ही प्लेट में गोलगप्पे खा रहे थे।
एक दूसरे की आँख में आँख डाले पत्नी ने रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा !
“ऐसे क्या देख रहे हो जी?”
पति: थोडा आराम से खा, मेरी बारी ही नहीं आ रही।
Dad - Badi hokar kya karogi?
Daughter - Maa Banugi, Naukri Karungi, Padhai Karugi, Shaadi Karugi
Dad - Tu kuch bhi kar beti .. par thoda Sequence ka Dhyaan rakhna
श्याम खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था…!!! टीटू: – ये क्या है…??? श्याम: – लव लेटर है…। टीटू: – मगर ये तो खाली है…। :: :: :: :: :: :: :: श्याम: – आजकल बोलचाल बंद है… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
प्लेन में 4 से 5 ड्रिंक लेने के बाद...
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ब्रिटिश- मैं अब सोना चाहता हूँ
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अमेरिकन - मैं अब इन्टरनेट पर अपना काम करूंगा ।
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जर्मन - मैं फिल्म देखूँगा ।
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चीनी - मैं गाने सुनूंगा ।
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INDIAN - हट जाओ अब भाई प्लेन उड़ाएगा ✈
Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko
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Smart,
handsome,
intelligent ldka mile.
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Tum hi btao....
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Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?
Ladki wale –
Hamein aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho.
Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le.
Pandit –
Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hi milega..!!
girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî
boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na...
girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)
शिक्षक – 15 फलों के नाम बताओ … छात्र – आम ! शिक्षक – शाबाश ! छात्र – अमरुद … शिक्षक – गुड ! छात्र – सेब … शिक्षक – वैरी गुड ! तीन हो गए .. बाकी 12 और बताओ ? छात्र – 1 दर्ज़न केले !! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: