Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnect n says, 'pee ke bethi hai kamini"

10 years ago

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Boy- Boys are Intelligent than gals! . Gal- Any proof?? . Boy- U always say IntelliGENTS, . . But U never say IntelliLadies!! : Hahaha

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Universally True :- The only 3 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a.... TAILOR, PHOTOGRAPHER & BEAUTICIANS Baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti. ��

10 years ago

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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill . . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill. ,

10 years ago

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Ladki: Dadi,Aapke Zamane Me 10 Bacche Kyu Hote The.. Dadi: Arrey, Hamare Zamane Me Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharab Nahi Karte The..! Whatsapp hindi jokes !!!

10 years ago

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Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo. Maan gai to 'cool,' Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'!

10 years ago

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Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . . . BecauSe ! They Know that Some where, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them.....!!

10 years ago

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is din se us bewafa ne mujhe chhoda he . DOST . . . . . Yaqeen karo . . . . . . Mobile ki bettry 3 - 4 din Aaram se chal jati hai

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Boy : What is 143. . . Girl : i love you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i miss you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i need you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i kill you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : phir kya hai ?.... . . . . . . Boy : one hundred&forty three . pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar

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A boy had a crush on his classmate. . . . One fine day he proposed her. . . . . . But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. . . . . .... . .. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. . . . . . . Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and ... . . . writes in it . . . . . . . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . Four years passed, ... . . . . But..... . . . . the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . ..... . MORAL: boys never open their books.��

10 years ago

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Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P

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Duniya ka sabse Lucky Ladka kon.. ?? Dhoni No . . Salman No . . Tendulkar No . Phir kaun.. ?? . . Duniya ka sabse Lucky Ladka wo hai.. . . . . . . . . . . Jo apni GirlFrnd ka eklauta BoyFrnd ho.. . Agree ?? Thoko Like..

10 years ago

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ये होती है इमेज !!!

पति - आज क्लब मे दारू पीने का कंपिटिशन हुआ।

पत्नी - अच्छा दूसरे नंबर पर कौन आया।

:beers:Confidence Wife Ka:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

8 years ago

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I argued��... She argued��... I shouted��... She shouted�� and then she cried�� Result: she won by duckworth lewis method��

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Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession... Any Questions..? Student : How to make her unconscious?

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Different types of call duration summaries : ----------------,,,,,,,, boy to boy ! 00:00:59 boy to mom !! 00:00:50 boy to dad ! 00:00:30 boy to girl ! 01:23:59 girl to girl ! 05:29:59 girl to boy ! miss call wife to husband! dissconnected husband to wife! call waiting ��

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A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of Girls For A Long Time..... . After Sometime One Girl Came Forward & Said.... . Girl Says:- Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap Hoga, Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga... Wow !!! What a Shayari..... After Listening To The Girl, The Boy Said : . Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri Hi Bachi Ho... . Boys will be Boys"

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आज अमेरिका की लड़किया लड़ाकू विमान चला रही हैं और

हमारे देश कि लड़किया अभी तक ये पूछने में व्यस्त है की

” मेले बाबू ने खाना खाया ” :lips::kissing_heart:

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संजू ऑटो में सफ़र कर रहा था,
ऑटो वाला:- 30 रूपये हुए साहब, संजू ने
उसे 15 रुपये दिये,
ऑटो वाला:- ये तो आधा है साहब… :rage::rage:
संजू:- हाँ तो, तू भी तो बैठ के आया है,
आधा तू दे…:joy: :joy: :joy:

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Machhar bola insan se Mat maaro hame jaan se Jang chhid jayegi Dusmani bad jayegi Mana ki aap me junoon hai Par hamari rago me b to aapka hi khoon hai...

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