Whatsapp Funny Jokes

A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend, Boy: hey i just saw a movie, It reminded me of you, Miss you, . . Girl: Awwww, Even i miss you too, . . Konsi movie dekhi? . . . . . Boy: Ek thi Daayan

10 years ago

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Ek Ladka ek Ladki se puchhta hai Bacche kaese hote hain ? . Ladki : Chup ! . Ladka : Bataona plzz. . Ladki : Nahi pata . Ab dubara mat puchhna. . . Ladka : Arey bewakoof itna bhi nahi pata. Bacche SHARARATI hote hain.:p:D moral : Ladkiyan humesha Ladko ko galat hi samajhti hain

10 years ago

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Punch of the day Ultimate joke of d day Sardar baar baar apne computer ka password bhool jata tha. Ek din usne socha main apne computer ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu... Usne password rakha 'INCORRECT' Ab jab bhi woh galat password enter karta hai, computer khud usey bata deta hai "Your password is incorrect'... This time Sardar rocked ... Computer shocked�� ---------------------------------------------------------- KADAK attitude.. GF Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo De Do. Muje Naya BF Mil Gaya Hai". Maine bhi 25 Photos Bhej ke Likha: "In me se Dhundh Lena. Muje To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"

10 years ago

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Be careful who you give your heart to. Because when you give your heart to someone, you also give the person the power to destroy you.

10 years ago

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तिजोरी पर लिखा था-
तोड़ने की जरूरत नहीं, बटन दबाओ
खुल जाएगी।'
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बटन दबाते ही पुलिस आ गई.
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पुलिसः तुम्हें अपनी सफाई में कुछ कहना है? :unamused::unamused:
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चोरः मां कसम, आज इंसानियत पर
से विश्वास उठ गया! :cry::cry:
:joy::joy::joy:

10 years ago

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સિટિબસમાં એક બેન નાના છોકરાને કહેતા હતા ,'શીરો ખાઈશ કે બાજુમાં બેઠા કાકાને આપું ?? 'આવું 3 વાર બોલ્યા પછી કાકા બોલ્યા ...બેન, મને આપવો હોય તો આપી દો ને !મારે ઉતરવાનું હતું એ સ્ટેશન પણ જતું રહ્યું:weary::rofl::rofl:

8 years ago

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Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka Dil raat ko 2 baje bhi tod sakti hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . "The number u have dialed is busy on another call... Please try again later"

10 years ago

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Boy teasing a girl~~ Boy~ Jhalak dikhla jaa,jhalak dikhla jaa . . . . . . . . . Girl~ (Chappal utaar ke) Ek Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja . . . Boy Shocks... Girl First Time Rockz!

10 years ago

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Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli, On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram" Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic." Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram

10 years ago

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ये होती है इमेज !!!

पति - आज क्लब मे दारू पीने का कंपिटिशन हुआ।

पत्नी - अच्छा दूसरे नंबर पर कौन आया।

:beers:Confidence Wife Ka:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

8 years ago

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पति व्हिस्की का एक ग्लास बनाता है और पत्नी से कहता है: लो पिओ इसे पत्नी व्हिस्की चखती है, फिर कहती हैं: छी‍…. छी, कितनी कड़वी है। पति: और तू सोचती है कि मैं रोज अय्याशी करता हूँ।। ज़हर के घूंट पीता हूँ ज़हर के।।

10 years ago

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A boy had a crush on his classmate. . . . One fine day he proposed her. . . . . . But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. . . . . .... . .. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. . . . . . . Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and ... . . . writes in it . . . . . . . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . Four years passed, ... . . . . But..... . . . . the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . ..... . MORAL: boys never open their books.��

10 years ago

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लड़केवाले - क्या क्या बना लेती है आप की बेटी....?

लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है....
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आखिर कैसे भुला दे हम उन्हें....! मौत इंसानो को आती है यादो को नहीं.....

10 years ago

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एक लड़का अचानक लड़की देखकर शायर बन गया,

10 years ago

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एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने
कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती
है क्या…???

एक बाबा खुश होकर
बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!!
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पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ
कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
LOL :joy::joy:

10 years ago

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Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp Karne Se Sabse Jyada Time Waste Hota Hai.” To Aaj Se..... . . . . . . . . . Newspaper Band. Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai ....! Hit LIKE For Friendz

10 years ago

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पेशंन्ट : डॉक्टर साब सुस्ती रहती हैं,
हमेशा नींद ही आती
रहती हैं।

डॉक्टर : ये लो स्मार्टफ़ोन 4G कनेक्शन के साथ
whatsapp इंस्टॉल कर लेना,
ठीक हो जाओगे.

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10 years ago

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Boy- Boys are Intelligent than gals! . Gal- Any proof?? . Boy- U always say IntelliGENTS, . . But U never say IntelliLadies!! : Hahaha

10 years ago

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The First Indian kiss by 20 stranger !!! One of most hilarious video I ever seen...!!!! Here is what happened when we asked 20 strangers to KISS in India. A short movie ! whatsapp funny video Indian Society

10 years ago

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