Doctor Jokes Sms, Hindi Jokes SMS, Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Pingu Said To Doctor : Pore Jism Main
kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao To Bohat Dard Hota Hai,
Doctor Suggested Full Body Xray
when He Checked, Xray Found Fracture In
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"Ungli":point_up_2:

8 years ago

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Girl To Boy (in Party): Excuse Me! . . Boy: Yes ? . … . Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate Hai or ek Hath Mein Glass, I Can’t Use Them.. Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek Cheez Hata Sakte Hain? . . Boy (Very Happy): Ge Boliye Kya Hataana Hai ? . . . . . . . . . Girl: Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazarein

9 years ago

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Boy:can i hold your hand ? . . . Girl:no . . Boy:why? . . Girl:because it hurts when you leave it . . . . . Boy:baap reeee, i am acting but she is overacting

9 years ago

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Ladies driving:D Doctor to injured patient : Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na? Patient: Kaun sa road ? Main to Garden mein leta hua tha...!=))

9 years ago

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Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka Dil raat ko 2 baje bhi tod sakti hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . "The number u have dialed is busy on another call... Please try again later"

9 years ago

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मुझे इतनी फुर्सत कहाँ कि मैं तक़दीर का लिखा देखूं; बस .. लोगों का दिल जलता देख कर समझ जाता हूँ, .. कि मेरी तक़दीर बुलंद है .. !!!

9 years ago

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Teacher: Tum Late Kion Aye Ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahy Thay Eslie
Teacher:Wo Lar Rahay Thay Tu Tum Kion Late Aye
Student: Mera Ek Joota Ammi Ke Pas Tha Owr Ek Abbu Ke Pas
:joy::smile::smiley::grinning::blush:

8 years ago

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Alia Bhatt so genius.. that... All scientists failed to answer this Ques: Which liquid turns into solid on heating ? Alia Bhatt - Besan ke pakode!!

9 years ago

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સંસાર બે જ વસ્તુ થી ચાલે છે

એક સ્ત્રી ને અને બીજી ઈશ્વર થી...!

પુરુષો તો માત્ર અહીં ભુંગરા બટેટા વેચવા જ આવ્યા છે
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:

8 years ago

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Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnect n says, 'pee ke bethi hai kamini"

9 years ago

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બાપુ બીડી પિતા હતા..
મગન: બાપુ તમારી બીડી માંથી ધુમાડા કેમ નથી નીકળતા?
બાપુ: તે ના નીકળે આ તો CNG બીડી છે

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

8 years ago

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Acchi ladkiya and Dinosaur mein kya Similarity hai..??? . . . . Jyada mat socho . . . . . Dono hi ab is duniya se arbo saal pehle gayab ho chuke hai

9 years ago

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બેંકનો નવો નિયમ :

બેંકમાં બેઠેલી રૂપાળી:woman:‍:wrench: મેડમ સામું જોશો તો પણ

150 રૂપિયા કાપી લેવાશે.
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

8 years ago

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Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..

9 years ago

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एक शराबी:beers: छत पे से नीचे गिर गया.

सब लोग आए और पूछने लगे के क्या हुआ??:question:

शराबी –
“पता नही भाई…..:bangbang:
मे भी जस्ट अभी नीचे आया हूं “
:wink::stuck_out_tongue::grin::joy:

8 years ago

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Girl-Friend Ne Boyfriend Se Pyar Se Kaha Ladki: “Jaanu, Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho?” . . Ladka: “Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jaan” Ladki: “Kya Mere Liye Chaand La Sakte Ho?” Ladka 2 Minute Bol Ke Kahi Gaya Aur Kuch Chiz Apne Piche Chupa Ke Laya... . . Ladki Se Bola Ki Aankhein Band Karo, Aur Wo Chiz Ladki Ke Haatho Mein De Di Aur Ladki Ko Kaha Ab Apni Aankhein Kholo... . . Ladki Ki Aankho Mein Se Ansu Nikal Aaye Vo Chiz Dekh Ke. Kyunki Uske Haatho Mein Ek Aaina (Sheesha) Tha, Jisme Us Ladki Ka Chehra Nazar Aa Raha Tha . . . Ladki Ne Khush Hokar Boy-Friend Ko Bola: “Awwwww… Tum Mujhe Chand Samjhte Ho?” Ladka: “Nahi, Main To Tumhe Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha, Jis Muh Se Tumne Chaand Manga Hai, Vo Thobda Kabhi Sheeshe Mein Bhi Dekha Hai Ya Nahi

9 years ago

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आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है । जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की, ,, ," " " " गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है, जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।

9 years ago

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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5 Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka??? Boy(��): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun... ��

9 years ago

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Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..? Girl: Kya..? Boy: Acchi film hai na..? Girl: Kutte ke bacche..! Boy: What..? Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!! Moral – Jaise ko Taisa :-D

9 years ago

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In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother . . But . . Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? . . Because Sister Know What Love Is . . And . . Brother Knows What Boys Are...

9 years ago

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