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  • Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Dusre Din >>> Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Teesre Din >>> Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..! Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..? Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai..! Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • आज अमेरिका की लड़किया लड़ाकू विमान चला रही हैं और हमारे देश कि लड़किया अभी तक ये पूछने में व्यस्त है की ” मेले बाबू ने खाना खाया ”
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of Girls For A Long Time..... . After Sometime One Girl Came Forward & Said.... . Girl Says:- Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap Hoga, Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga... Wow !!! What a Shayari..... After Listening To The Girl, The Boy Said : . Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri Hi Bachi Ho... . Boys will be Boys"
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक खरगोश :rabbit2: अपने जीवनकाल में दौड़ता है, उछलता कूदता है , मस्ती करता है और फिर भी
    15 साल तक ही जीवित रहता है।
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    जबकि एक कछुआ :turtle: न दौड़ता है और ना कुछ करता है फिर भी
    300 सालों तक जिंदा रहता है...
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    मोरल-
    एक्सरसाइज जाए भाड़ में.... आप तो निश्चिंत होकर....सोएं... बाहर ठण्ड है। :sleeping::sleeping:
    बाबा....आराम देव:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Winter Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Full kameena pan..!! 1st frnd:- Bro can i use your phone to call my grlfrnd..?? . . . . . . . . . 2nd frnd:- Yeah sure, just hit redial
    • 10 years ago



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  • सोचो अगर डाक्टर फिल्म बनाते तो फिल्मों के नाम क्या होते
    कभी खांसी कभी जुकाम :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    कहो ना बुखार हैं :yum:

    टीबी नं 1:joy:

    हम ब्लड दे चुके सनम :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    रहना है अब होस्पिटल में :wink:

    बचना ऐ मरीजों :joy:

    दिल तो कमज़ोर है जी :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    एक हसीना दो किडनी :yum:

    अजब मरीज की गजब बीमारी :grin:
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::grin::grin::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    अकेले मत हंसों
    दोस्त बुर मान जायेंगे
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • जिस:point_up: दिन मेरी:raising_hand: #Girlfriend:wink::heart_eyes: की
    # Entry:heart:
    होगी
    सबसे # पहले मेरे हाथ:wave: से चार # थप्पड़
    खाएगी
    पगली:information_desk_person: इतनी # Late #Entry
    मारती:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: है.../':hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes , New Whatsapp Status , Whatsapp Status
  • Height of attempting unknown question in an exam... Question: What is an Array..explain with example? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you. Eg.: "ARRAY e udhar kay kar raha hai !! idhar aa ��"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli, On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram" Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic." Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp Karne Se Sabse Jyada Time Waste Hota Hai.” To Aaj Se..... . . . . . . . . . Newspaper Band. Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai ....! Hit LIKE For Friendz
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity hai.?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: "Both are Cool, Sweet Sab pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is,, . . Dimag wali jagah dhakkan hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is a RACE ??? . . . . . . . . . . . A real race is when you are trying to finish off the Paani Poori, before the Paani Poori boy puts the next one into the plate!
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain? . BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! . . . . . . SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki ko bahut dhyan se dekh rha tha .... Girl : -- impress hokar -- kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - . . . . Boy-- I was thinking agar aap meri mummy hoti to, . . . mai bhi kitna sundar hota
    • 10 years ago



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  • पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए,

    पापा- वेटर एक बियर :beer: और एक आईसक्रीम लाओ :icecream:,

    बेटा – आईसक्रीम :icecream: क्यों पापा, आप भी बियर :beer: लीजिये ना,

    दे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:..पे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • बॉयफ्रेंड :- एक ही कपड़े पहन के रोज घूमती हो ... :neutral_face::neutral_face::no_mouth: . . . .

    .अजीब नहीं लगता ? :yum: . . . . .


    गर्लफ्रेंड :- ये मेरी ऑफिस यूनिफार्म है साले . . . . बेरोजगार ....!!!!:joy::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Pappu apne dost se baat kar raha tha. Pappu - Ek bar main or mera sir lift se ja rahe the, lift me ek ladki bhi thi. Achanak light chali gai aur dusare hi pal ek kiss ki awaj ayi or satak ke chate ki awaj ayi. Light ayi to sir gal pe hat rakh ke khade the. Dost - Apne sir asse hai Pappu - Tujhe kya laga sir ne kiss kiya or ladki ne chata mara.?? Dost - haan Pappu - Nahi re, maine hi kiss ki awaj nikali or sir ko chata mara. Aisa mouka phir kahan milta.
    • 10 years ago



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