Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??.. Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi… Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ?? Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!

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Ek ladka bhagta hua ek ladki ke paas jata ha aur ruk ke bolta ha ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu . . . . . . . Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha

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Pucha muzse chand sitaro ne- "Tuze bhula diya kya tere Jigri yaro ne" . . . . . . . . Mene muskurate hue kaha- "Bhool to nahi sakte Bas lage honge Kamine kisi na kisi ko patane me.!!"

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Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone Boy : Hey Aaj Kya Khana Khaya ? . . . Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi Batain Karni Aati Hain . . Boy : Oh Oh Ok Ye Batao ? How Should Central Bank Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ? . Girl : Hmmmm? . Daal Chawal Khaye Hai !!! . . . .

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A boy to Police inspector:- Sir mera dost kuch din se laapata hai . . Inspector : aakhri baar kab aur kahan dekha tha ??? . . . Boy :- Whtsapp per 3 din pehle ka last seen hai... whatsapp jokes funny jokes

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Mujhe 'अच्छे' Lagte Hai वो लोग
जो Mujhse 'नफ़रत' Karte Hai...
क्योंकि अAbहर_कोई 'Pyaar' से
देखेगा तो नज़र लग Jayegi ना मुझे

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18 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? 18 Yrs Old Girl: Get Lost! No! . . . . . 5 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? . . 18 Yrs Old Girl: OMG! U R So Cute, (^_^) Yes, Yes, I Will.. . . . . Hey Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Tumhari..!!

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Smart Boy+Smart Naari= Affair Jari
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Smart Boy+Bevkuf – Nari= Paw Bhari
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Bevkuf Boy+bevkuf Nari= Shadi Ki Tayari
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Bevkuf Boy+smart Nari=Boy Bhikari…. ????

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Pappu: I love u Ladki ne zor se thappad maara, aur boli .. Kya kaha tune?? Pappu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara aur kaha.. Kamini jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun??

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Girfriend and boyfriend on phone: Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan? Girl Theek hun. Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein? Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna.... Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...

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Modern Love..!! . . (Boy & Girl On Date) . . . Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner Pe Aya Karenge..?? . . . . . Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!

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चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर
और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:..
पर संदेह नहीं करते........
कभी भी Top कर सकते हैं ,
सिर्फ मस्तानी :woman:बीच मे नहीं ,
आनी चाहिये..

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गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ… नदी में कूद सकती हूँ… लड़का:- लव यू जानू.. क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो… . . गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…

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In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother . . But . . Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? . . Because Sister Know What Love Is . . And . . Brother Knows What Boys Are...

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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill . . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill. ,

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Beta: "mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain? Maa: "tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, larkiyan to bus larkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin, beta inse bach k rehna yeh bohat dhokebaaz hoti hain aur inka to khandan bhi... Beta: "aisa kuch nahi hai woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage thi

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.. Boy was not in the city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho! While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon, So he gave 30 instead of 20! . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !! whstapp jokes

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मोटू - भाई तुम्हारे हाथ पैर कैसे टूटे गए?

पतलू - लड़की का रिचार्ज कराने के चक्कर में

मोटू - क्यों भाई?
रिचार्ज के पैसे नहीं दिए क्या?

पतलू -
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अरे भाई जिस दुकान पे रिचार्ज कराने गया,
वो दुकानदार लड़की का भाई निकला :) :)
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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A Naughty Answer given by a Woman when asked :0 "How you feel when any Man gives you A Flying Kiss..??" . . Woman : "I Hate such Lazy Men..!!"

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For those girls who say that- "mere piche to bhot se ladke pade hai" . . . . . . . . . They always should remember that- "Low price always attract customers"...

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