Adam Carolla Quotes, Women Quotes

Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn't break it down piece by piece, stage by stage. The best gift you can give yourself is some drive--that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates. The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

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I get depressed at airports.

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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.

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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

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