Adam Sandler Quotes, Two Quotes, Gigs Quotes

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

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My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

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Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

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I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

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My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

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This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

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Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

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I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

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My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

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Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

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My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

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